A Good Riddance To My Third Car

You never made it easy for me. You were born a truly dreadful 1991 Pontiac Grand AM LE, and then you were sold to a woman who ran your engine out of oil at 50,000 miles. And then, in 2008, you became mine; my third car. » 10/04/13 1:00pm 10/04/13 1:00pm

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist

Someone in East Kentucky has grafted the cab and hood of a 1962 truck onto a 1990s Pontiac Grand Am and has put it up for sale online. Jesus, Craigslist, this is more disturbing than your missed connections listings. » 6/22/12 10:30am 6/22/12 10:30am

Greatest Craigslist Ad Car Gets New Home In High School Shop Class

Last week we showed you the Best Craigslist Car Ad Ever — a posting for a 1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT that needed a head gasket with some manner of beard-growing, life-bettering unicorn power. Then we brought you the story of the two guys behind it. Now a high school shop teacher's taken the car off their hands. Here's… » 5/01/12 10:30am 5/01/12 10:30am

Meet The Two Guys Behind The Greatest Craigslist Car Ad In History

Earlier we told you the inspiring, life-changing story of the Best Craigslist Car Ad Ever, and many of you saw the ad, and had your lives changed forever. Since the article posted, we've been getting the ad sent to our tips line nonstop. Clearly, this is a Big Deal. » 4/26/12 12:00pm 4/26/12 12:00pm

"Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ" The Greatest Craigslist Car Ad Ever

I know it's a bold claim, to say you've found the best Craigslist car ad ever. When a site exists where you could likely see an ad offering a 1985 Isuzu Stylus in exchange for a wood-burning set and 20 minutes of fellatio, the bar is pretty high. With that in mind, let's say this is the finest intentionally » 4/25/12 1:30pm 4/25/12 1:30pm

Holy Larceny! Someone Stole The World's Worst Batmobile

Our story of the world's worst Batmobile has taken a sad turn as the poorly Gothamized 1994 Pontiac Grand Am was reportedly pilfered. If you see it, turn on the bat signal (and call the state police). [Daily Telegram] » 9/20/10 4:15pm 9/20/10 4:15pm

This Is The World's Worst Batmobile

The recession's hit Michigan particularly hard, forcing even superhero wannabes to improvise. With just $100 and a dream, one Ann Arbor resident turned a wrecked Pontiac Grand Am into the world's worst Batmobile. » 6/01/10 5:15pm 6/01/10 5:15pm

Pontiac Grand Am GT "Utility Vehicle" Hits Craigslist

This Pontiac Grand Am Craigslist ad proclaims: Some people would say "Sir, you have torn half the interior out of your car," to which i would respond, "you sir are a drunk AND your wife is a common harlot." Updated. » 3/30/10 9:00am 3/30/10 9:00am

Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am

We thought we'd run the story of a man, his bull, and a convertible-ized Grand Am some time in the past; but we can't find it. No matter, it's both funny and unbelievable enough to be verified true by Snopes. » 11/23/09 1:30pm 11/23/09 1:30pm

If You Can Stand It This Hot: The 1990 Pontiac Grand Am

How could The General bring himself to axe Pontiac, with a history like this? We'll admit the N-body Grand Am wasn't Pontiac's finest hour, but it was orders of magnitude better than the execrable Phoenix! » 5/02/09 2:30pm 5/02/09 2:30pm

Pontiac Is No More, But The Survivors Flourish Down On The Street

Oldsmobile, Plymouth, and now Pontiac; this century is rough on the old Detroit marques. With the the demise of Pontiac in mind, let's check out the classic Pontiacs I've photographed down on the Alameda street. » 5/02/09 1:00pm 5/02/09 1:00pm

And, what the heck, we might as well have a poll to determine the crowd favorite:

Seven Cars That Killed Pontiac

Yesterday, lamenting its death, we extolled the virtues of Pontiac's ten best vehicles. Today we face reality — Pontiac's been building terrible cars for years. These seven stinkers drove the nails into the coffin. » 4/28/09 2:30pm 4/28/09 2:30pm

24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama 2009 Über Gallery: The Americans

As you know, American-made vehicles took four of the top five places at the 24 Hours Of LeMons Gator-O-Rama, and the Stars And Stripes flew proudly over the Index Of Effluency winner as well. » 3/22/09 9:00pm 3/22/09 9:00pm

Hot Babes Dig Discount Deals On '88 Pontiac Grand Ams

So The General makes this seriously 80s-looking ad for the '88 Grand Am, so much of its time that a fine sheen of chlamydia-scented cocaine crystals will form on your TV screen just watching it. But wait! The General notes that nobody is actually buying Grand Ams, so he orders his admeisters to splice in some stuff… » 4/02/08 11:20am 4/02/08 11:20am

Pontiac Grand Am Has a Major Pit Fall

Okay, the Pontiac Grand Am may not have been the greatest car in the world. It may not have even been of palatable quality when it came out, but that's no reason to drive it into your local oil jockey's pit. This video may be as old as the internet, but occasionally we like to replay the classics, you know, for the… » 2/13/08 1:45pm 2/13/08 1:45pm