Gorilla-Masked Cretins Steal Money, Pants, Make Getaway in Aztek

Does the Pontiac Aztek drive one to madness, or does madness drive one to a Pontiac Aztek? This is the question one must consider when reading the story of Adrian Cornelius Alexander and Antwan Haynes. The two Tennessee men went on crime spree last week enabled by a Pontiac Aztek and a couple of gorilla masks. After a… »5/19/08 10:00am5/19/08 10:00am