Jagged edge, because during your first uncontrollable power wheelie, the chain would shatter into a thousand flying links, which would embed themselves into your right calf, at about the same time the steering stem shears off upon crashing back to earth, thrusting clean through your chest while the front axle snaps, and both fork tubes penetrate four inches into the asphalt, propping your lifeless body upright as the machine grinds to a halt. While impaled upon the wounded beast, your arms will be charred through by resting on both scorching hot turbos, and will fall to the ground in an unreconizable mess, while the clattering fuel pump soaks you with gallon upon gallon of high test, which promptly ignites, and finishes the inevitable conclusion of the entire project.
Edge for sure. Not only is it less safe and absolutely batshit insane, it comes in one of my favorite colors, flat black. (Or at leas it looks to be flat black)
@jodark: Methinks it may be time for another Jalopnik/Jezebel cross-post border war. Just don't tell them that most of us agreed with them on the stupidity of Danica's godaddy.com ads.
Also, it's funny how all of my non-car-loving friends thought the cars.com commercial was "cute," while we ripped it apart here on Jalopnik, and the Hyundai Genesis Coupe commercial was "stupid, because cars are just hunks of metal!" I didn't dignify her comment with a response. But we really do live in two different worlds.
I liked all of the cars.com spot until the end, when they revealed that it was for cars.com...that character they created was master of the universe...he'd roll in whatever he wanted to, having bought all cash and negotiated the hell out of the deal.
the first time i saw the jay leno ad i thought his license plate said "FAIL". It wasn't until i watched it here that saw that it said "FALL". Come on NBC, a second longer shot on the back end would have cleared that up for me.
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I'm not biased at all. Oh no. I don't own an evil black chopper.
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(FWIW, I voted Jagged Edge.)
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More Japolamotorcyconapolick please!
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i'm a huge ALF fan (well... i'm not *that* big... but i really like ALF)
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But if you lean too far on that Edge, you are never getting back up.
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02/02/09
And for me, the Taters was hilarious, but the Transformers 2 ad inspired the 6-year-old in me.
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I liked all of the cars.com spot until the end, when they revealed that it was for cars.com...that character they created was master of the universe...he'd roll in whatever he wanted to, having bought all cash and negotiated the hell out of the deal.
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