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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/09/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Definitely the Jagged Edge.


    I'm not biased at all. Oh no. I don't own an evil black chopper.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Who cares about how many wheels they have? Shouldn't the rankings be based on the quality of cotomer sevis?


    (FWIW, I voted Jagged Edge.)

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Jagged edge, infinitely more awesome.
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    Image of crinklesmith crinklesmith
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Jagged edge, because during your first uncontrollable power wheelie, the chain would shatter into a thousand flying links, which would embed themselves into your right calf, at about the same time the steering stem shears off upon crashing back to earth, thrusting clean through your chest while the front axle snaps, and both fork tubes penetrate four inches into the asphalt, propping your lifeless body upright as the machine grinds to a halt. While impaled upon the wounded beast, your arms will be charred through by resting on both scorching hot turbos, and will fall to the ground in an unreconizable mess, while the clattering fuel pump soaks you with gallon upon gallon of high test, which promptly ignites, and finishes the inevitable conclusion of the entire project.


    More Japolamotorcyconapolick please!

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    Image of Alf, in pog form Alf, in pog form
    05/09/09

    @crinklesmith: Yeah, but you'd probably get the hang of it on your second try.
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    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    05/09/09

    @Alf, in pog form: your name alone gets a Jalopnik brand heart clicky™


    i'm a huge ALF fan (well... i'm not *that* big... but i really like ALF)

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    The trike is showy as all hell, and it looks awesome, but it's still a trike. Pussies. Give me Jagged Edge or (and?) give me death!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/08/09

    @A strolling player: And. Definitely and.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    That trike must have a football field size turning-radius.


    But if you lean too far on that Edge, you are never getting back up.

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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    then again.... looking at the jag Trike... why not go all in and drop a Merlin V-12 in there?
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Jagged Edge... it'd spit you off, run you over, pick you up, and do it all over again just because...
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Edge for sure. Not only is it less safe and absolutely batshit insane, it comes in one of my favorite colors, flat black. (Or at leas it looks to be flat black)
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    05/08/09

    @aSoundofSleep: I'm hoping that it's actually made of cast iron.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/08/09

    In reply to What's The Best Jaguar V-12 Powered Cycle?
    Jagged Edge, because it is way more awesome.
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    Image of jodark jodark
    02/02/09

    In reply to What's The Best Super Bowl XLIII Car Commercial?
    For hilarious outrage about sexism in the commercials, check this Jezebel thread out. [jezebel.com]


    And for me, the Taters was hilarious, but the Transformers 2 ad inspired the 6-year-old in me.

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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/02/09

    @jodark: Methinks it may be time for another Jalopnik/Jezebel cross-post border war. Just don't tell them that most of us agreed with them on the stupidity of Danica's godaddy.com ads.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/02/09

    In reply to What's The Best Super Bowl XLIII Car Commercial?
    Out of those, I guess my pick would be the Audi spot, if only for Statham's reaction to the Lexus.
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    Image of Armand Armand
    02/02/09

    In reply to What's The Best Super Bowl XLIII Car Commercial?
    I was kind of surprised that there weren't any BMW, Porsche or Mercedes ads. I guess they figured the halftime show had plenty of Bruce to go around.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/02/09

    In reply to What's The Best Super Bowl XLIII Car Commercial?
    Also, it's funny how all of my non-car-loving friends thought the cars.com commercial was "cute," while we ripped it apart here on Jalopnik, and the Hyundai Genesis Coupe commercial was "stupid, because cars are just hunks of metal!" I didn't dignify her comment with a response. But we really do live in two different worlds.
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    02/02/09

    @bzr is Chuck Norris is a Mustang Cobra:

    I liked all of the cars.com spot until the end, when they revealed that it was for cars.com...that character they created was master of the universe...he'd roll in whatever he wanted to, having bought all cash and negotiated the hell out of the deal.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/02/09

    @bzr is Chuck Norris is a Mustang Cobra: I'm sorry to hear you have really lame friends.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    02/02/09

    In reply to What's The Best Super Bowl XLIII Car Commercial?
    the first time i saw the jay leno ad i thought his license plate said "FAIL". It wasn't until i watched it here that saw that it said "FALL". Come on NBC, a second longer shot on the back end would have cleared that up for me.
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