I see his total lack of aesthetic sense carries over into web design. I've seen handsomer phishing sites.
Frikkin' rich as he is, there's NO EXCUSE to not have great-looking cars and websites. There are literally millions of jobless artists out there he's holding out on, blasted cheapskate.
Where's my voter registration card? If there's the remotest life-on-Mars chance I could accidentally leave the wrong wing on the butterfly ballot, I gotta burn that little bugger, right now. #mosler
Let's see - the world's biggest acts of public masturbation: #1 eponymous car company - check #2 run for president of U.S. - check #3 start F1 team - put that one on the to-do list. #mosler
Go with the Lotus philosophy. 'Simplifiy and add lightness.' Therefore, a better campaign would be something like "I'll vote 'NO' for EVERYTHING." Done and done.
@Ash78 ain't got time to bleed: I didn't think the day would come when someone outside of my college classes on Russian and Soviet History would bring up ekranoplans.
Well, that day has come and for the last several minutes I cannot wipe the smile off my face thinking about going trans-Pacific skimming gracefully over the water on my way towards the decadent capitalist swine in California with a load of Ladas, Volgas and all make and manner of terrible Soviet'ized Fiats (you would also need some Romanov state jewels to pay for the fuel... so I would want those to).
I certainly would vote for anyone that would get me a personal ekranoplan. You get my heart click of the day! #mosler
He needs Ken Imhoff to complete the ticket.
Ken will reconstruct the economy and the auto industry. In his basement. And it will be perfect.
I'm going to form the Jalopnik Voting (Big) Bloc. After all, we're experts on tickets, right? #mosler
@Novaload: OK here is the key; we come up with a name that means 'majority' to trick people into thinking we are representing the majority opinion. Then we attend all of the debates under this 'majority' moniker. After everyone follows the majority and votes for us, we can spread the car culture evently to the masses.
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Um, okay Mr. Mosler. Have you taken your meds yet this afternoon? #mosler
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Frikkin' rich as he is, there's NO EXCUSE to not have great-looking cars and websites. There are literally millions of jobless artists out there he's holding out on, blasted cheapskate.
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Where's my voter registration card? If there's the remotest life-on-Mars chance I could accidentally leave the wrong wing on the butterfly ballot, I gotta burn that little bugger, right now. #mosler
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Sorry, but Sarah Palin is going to be the candidate to beat in 2012. #mosler
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#1 eponymous car company - check
#2 run for president of U.S. - check
#3 start F1 team - put that one on the to-do list. #mosler
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Go with the Lotus philosophy. 'Simplifiy and add lightness.' Therefore, a better campaign would be something like "I'll vote 'NO' for EVERYTHING." Done and done.
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Editor-in-Chief for Commander-in-Chief!
Sorry Wes, a loss to Lutz makes you too risky to have on the ticket, but there could be a cabinet position! #mosler
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Plus his website sucks.
Who designed it?
Gawker? #mosler
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They want us to be more like Europe, right? #mosler
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Well, that day has come and for the last several minutes I cannot wipe the smile off my face thinking about going trans-Pacific skimming gracefully over the water on my way towards the decadent capitalist swine in California with a load of Ladas, Volgas and all make and manner of terrible Soviet'ized Fiats (you would also need some Romanov state jewels to pay for the fuel... so I would want those to).
I certainly would vote for anyone that would get me a personal ekranoplan. You get my heart click of the day! #mosler
10/29/09
Ken will reconstruct the economy and the auto industry. In his basement. And it will be perfect.
I'm going to form the Jalopnik Voting (Big) Bloc. After all, we're experts on tickets, right? #mosler
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I hear Bolsheviks might be available. #mosler
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