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    Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash

    Drug Dealer Leads Police On Chase To Taco Bell

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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    We were out on a ride in a stolen car.
    We hadn't driven very far.
    There in the road, straight ahead, the cops were called, the lights blue and red.

    I wouldn't stop, so I drove straight ahead.
    I'll said to myself "they'll have to take me dead". The screamin' girl, the bustin' glass. The painful scrapes upon my ass.

    Oh where, oh where, can my baby be?
    The cops took her away from me.
    She's gone to juvi, so I've got to be bold, so I can see my baby when I get paroled.
     Reply
    Ash78, tryptophanatic was starred Ash78, tryptophanatic was unstarred
    Image of Nicholas Lauer Nicholas Lauer
    08/25/09

    @Ash78:

    As a Pearl Jam fan... I can hear Eddie Vedder singing this.Hearty click for you.
     Reply
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    08/25/09

    @Ash78:

    Well I'm afraid that you were just a bit too slow.
    Please scroll a little further down below.
    You'll see a comment from a Mister Schmo,
    Freshly reprieved from Jezzie Death Row.

    I can't deny a little Schadenfreude.
    Although I try, I just cannot avoid-ah.
    For while we all admire the Ash Seventy Eight,
    To see him beaten to the punch is Raaaaaather Great.

    From where does Ash get his Coooomment Fuuuuu,
    The Lord gave a bit too much to yoouuu
    I was banhammered now I've got to be good,
    But seeing Jo Schmo trump him almost gaaaave me wooooo... uh... a thrill.
     Reply
    tenbeers promoted this comment Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Lost in the age of Aerostar Lost in the age of Aerostar
    08/25/09

    @Nicholas Lauer: no love for Wayne Cochran?
     Reply
    Formerlythegreatestdriver promoted this comment Lost in the age of Aerostar was starred Lost in the age of Aerostar was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    08/25/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Haha, this is the goodest comment I've read in a long time.
     Reply
    Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys promoted this comment SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/25/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Beautiful. Just beautiful.
     Reply
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    08/25/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Son. Of. A. B*tch.

    Jalop had stopped working for me for 20-30 minutes, so when I got back, I didn't scroll to see what had been posted in the interim.

    My apologies to Mr. Schmo--well played, sir.
     Reply
    Ash78, tryptophanatic was starred Ash78, tryptophanatic was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/25/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: U win the internetz
     Reply
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    08/25/09


    @Deartháir II: The Return: That. Was. Beautiful.

    Have a Megan Fox on me.
     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    08/25/09

    @Ash78: It's cool, it's cool. I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watchin you...

    Yours was pretty damn funny, particularly the last line.
     Reply
    Dr.Danger: Look at me, I am dumb... promoted this comment Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/25/09

    @scroggs: Too bad that look like a terrible movie
     Reply
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    I bet this criminal feels like Ted Kennedy at Chappaquiddick,... no remorse for the crime, only the remorse of possibly getting caught and the possible embarrasment.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
     Reply
    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    08/25/09

    @Flathead Smith: Yougottabekiddingme..
     Reply
    beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/25/09

    @beercheck: Yeah your right, the criminal probably has more shame.
     Reply
    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    The dude is pretty quick on his feet... just sayin'....
     Reply
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    Back in the old days criminals had class. Think of Baby Faced Nelson. He may have been a homicidal maniac that went down in a hail of gunfire and took out law enforcement and innocent civilians alike, but he was also a devoted husband and father who often had his wife and children with him while running from the law. He even spent time with his wife by letting her accompany him during robberies.

    Today’s criminal class is just a bunch of immoral thugs.
     Reply
    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    We were out on a date in a stolen car
    We hadn't driven very far
    There in the road
    Straight ahead
    Stood a great tree near a riverbed
    I couldn't stop
    So I bailed at the light
    I'll never forget that look of fright
    The screamin wife
    The busting glass
    The painful scream that I heard last.
     Reply
    pauljones promoted this comment Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    08/25/09

    @Jo Schmo: Oh where, oh where can my brains be?
    I stole then crashed an xB.
    I'm just as worthless as my dad used to say.
    And now he's got to see it on the news today.
     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    08/25/09

    @MarywithanM; as you were: you are awesome! Everyone got game, I say we just hang out in here all day.
     Reply
    Edited by Jo Schmo at 08/25/09 3:00 PM Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    08/25/09

    @MarywithanM: as you were: Coffee spit-take. Fantastic. Well done.
     Reply
    Formerlythegreatestdriver promoted this comment Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    08/25/09

    @Jo Schmo: While we fervently devote ourselves to our work/job search.
     Reply
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    Image of twinz twinz
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    Someone needs to inform him that's not how you ghost ride your whip.
     Reply
    jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware promoted this comment twinz was starred twinz was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    OK, we are jumping on three!
    READY...ONE....
    PEACE!
     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    He jumped out because they were headed toward the Maury show to appear on the "Why is my boyfriend afraid of jumping into marriage?" segment.
     Reply
    jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware promoted this comment Edited by .357 at 08/25/09 12:47 PM .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    You just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don't need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Hop off the bus, Gus
    You don't need to discuss much
    Jump out the xB, Lee
    And get yourself free
     Reply
    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was starred dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    Well, I guess that's one way to pull out.
     Reply
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    I'm sure he can steal another girlfriend in jail...
     Reply
    SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    Scion xGF
     Reply
    Ash78, tryptophanatic was starred Ash78, tryptophanatic was unstarred
    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    Hey baby, I think we should see other peop...
     Reply
    jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was starred jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/25/09

    @jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware: Not a bad way to breakup I suppose.
     Reply
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    Image of MysteriousM0K MysteriousM0K
    08/25/09

    In reply to Car Thief Bails From Moving Car, Leaves Girlfriend To Crash
    I guess chivalry died a long time ago.
     Reply
    mr_dude promoted this comment MysteriousM0K was starred MysteriousM0K was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/25/09

    @MysteriousM0K: Maybe she ripped one.
     Reply
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/25/09

    @mr_dude: You are such an ass mr_dude! Waaah!
     Reply
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/13/09

    In reply to Drug Dealer Leads Police On Chase To Taco Bell
    Check this guy out. I think he exemplifies the "Drugs don't make you smart" saying:
     Reply
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/13/09

    @acarr260: I wouldn't say that to him, though.
     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
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