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My only issue is the volt is a bandaid to our energy issue. Where is my fuelcell power Superduty and Chiver Silverado 2500???? Where is the super high torque fuel cell Ford Police Interceptor using an "ubertorquey" electric motor to eradicate criminals evading arrest? The world is ready for the next generation of car, but DC is not on board.
03/10/09
Wait, oh, I remember now! The technology isn't viable yet. No one is dawdling, not even GM.
03/10/09
GM:
We would like to thank the Task Force for not making us get on our knees and "perform". We did have strippers located in a side room just in case, proving that we are planning for the future.
Chrysler:
We would also like to thank the Presidential Task Force for coming to visit us. We entertained them with how-to classes on building a bird house -- hosted by Chairman and CEO Robert Nardelli -- and an impromptu batting practice -- hosted by Vice Chairman and President Tom LaSorda. Vice Chairman and President Jim Press and Chief Financial Officer Ron Kolka reviewed our mythical...uh...we mean...future product plans with the Task Force.
The meeting was concluded by us saying, in unison, "Can we have more money? Pretty please? Please? Please? Please? With a cherry on top?" in both English and Italian.
03/10/09
I don't want to get into an idological debate here.
I sometimes agree with McCain. And I very much respect independent stances on issues.
I strongly support Shelby/McPain in this case. What can I say, I'm a fiscal conservative.
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And I'm assuming from the lack of the word 'hoon' in the write-up that there was no hoonage to be had. So sad.
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Please?
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So far as I know, they still have the tooling necessary to create the cars. They just can't legally sell them, so there is no point in doing so.
03/10/09
And despite voting for him, it's very rare that I say that.
03/10/09
I should remind you all that the average American will not purchase a vehicle with absolutely no warranty, or with no net worth after the initial purchase. Remember Daewoo? When they started selling cars in the US, they undercut a lot of the competition (OK, but they weren't all that bad), but as soon as the Import Holding Company went bankrupt (after GM bought the company) the value of these cars virtually evaporated overnight.
Within the next couple of months, take a look at the residuals for all the GM lines. They are starting to drop drastically now, as are Chrysler products.
03/09/09
GM's best and prettiest suck-asses will be their to greet 'em and see to their every pleasure. So is the primary objective of the Force to mine and milk this photo-op/dog-and-pony show for all the positive PR and personal political gain possible for their boss's, Obama and themselves? (After all, the bureaucrats' life and death mantra is "never pass up an opportunity to make your boss look good", since that is the ONLY criteria federal employees are evaluated by!!!). Or is it just to force GM to say "pretty please with brown sugar on top"?
There will be a brief technical briefing created for the seventh grade reading level. Finger sandwiches, a few gourmet meals and the infamous all-expenses paid visits to the wonders of Windsor will also likely be equally important tasks for the Force. The whole schmeel of select Force members flyin' out to have a meetin', drive the Volt prototype that runs, and then listenin' to their own voices for the cameras will cost GM, club Fed and the City of dirty Detroit probably a quarter million buckaroos or so (since apparently not all members of the Force will make the trip). Award winning work, bravo!
Hell, if I was a big super important irreplaceable gov't VIP retread with tenure, I'd pay a quarter mil to watch two fish fuck.
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(I never liked politicians)
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"We really want to put a good image forward so we painted the car pretty colors with shiny trim, but we're still getting the important things wrong."
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Steel wheels (and probably a few other rough edges) communicate that it's still very much a work in progress. If it had the whole outer facade of a perfect working car, but then had some non-functional bits, it would leave a worse impression.
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