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    Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
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    Image of General_Zad's_Chicken General_Zad's_Chicken
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    She's famous for her boobs. That's about it.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    The only thing keeping her from scoring a perfect 100% on the chav-o-meter is that her platform shoes aren't lucite.
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    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    At some point, shouldn't her legs stop going up?


    Lovely.

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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    I think the Chinese should hire her to pitch the new London taxis.



    That's right, Keely's Geely.


    /sorry, that was uncalled for.

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    Image of RB26Skyline RB26Skyline
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    Nothing and I mean nothing makes you Jalop commenters happy. You guys can find fault in anything. "That skinny large breasted hotty just isn't for me." If she walked into your house right now half of you guys would trade your Toyota Tercels for her in a heart beat.
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    Image of Devryn Devryn
    11/07/08

    @RB26Skyline: She's not hot! Since when does simply having large breasts make a woman attractive? Not to mention, she looks malnurished and not "fit." She fits the daisy dukes well because she already looks like white trash with too much makeup.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/07/08

    @Devryn: "Since when does simply having large breasts make a woman attractive?"


    In my case, since around age 11, as I recall.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/07/08

    @RB26Skyline: I believe the term you're looking for is "Robble robble robble".
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    11/07/08

    @Tanshanomi: You were a late starter ;)
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    32E? I don't buy it. Am I the only one who wants to hold that poor girl down and feed her a sammidge? Seriously, she's wearing daisy dukes, and she doesn't even fill them out! I'm feeling like my old Irish gramma. "My goodness, you're so thin. C'mere, lemme feed you. Just a quick snack, I've got some leftovers in here."
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/07/08

    @Deartháir: I too prefer my women built for comfort, not for speed.
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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    11/07/08

    @Deartháir: Yea compared to a lot of the other pics you'll find... she looks famished!


    Cause those things usually would take up 1/3 of the pictures... in the wideshots

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    11/07/08

    @om nom de plume: For your consideration:


    JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/07/08

    @om nom de plume: Now THAT'S more like it! None of that going a whole day on a quarter of a scone and buying her mascara by the liter rubbish! Bleedin' 'eck!
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    You don't know who Keeley Hazell is? Gay much? I mean,


    I did have difficulty recognizing her with her clothes on, but still, you can't miss the puppies. You know that with a rack like that she must have serious back issues, and yet she's still out there, doing it for us. Man, that girl is a giver.

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    11/07/08

    @graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: HAIL TO ENGLAND!
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    I didn't recognize her as a page 3 girl.. top wasn't off..


    wait.. what?

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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    Yeah,i'd kick her back door in.............what too crude?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    11/07/08

    In reply to Keely Somebody Pitches For Motor Storms Pacific Rift With Dakar Land Rover Nemesis
    Nice to see a Page 3 skank making something of herself. I'm sure she'll be around for some time (parts of her, for 10,000 years or more)
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    Image of c0de c0de
    11/07/08

    @Ash78: i thought they were natural :( damn it..you ruined my day
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    11/07/08

    @c0de: I can neither confirm nor deny the veracity of this. So I'll stick with my comfortable assumptions.
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