The biggest problem with the Stude, I believe, is that there's a strict legal requirement for driving it in competition. You have to have 'Fireball' as part of your legal name.
I nominate this PCH for the most eclectic cultural smashup ever! First the obscure French Panhard, then Hunter S Thompson, rejecting the rent-a-car Benz "Do I look like a goddam Nazi? I'll have a natural American car or nothing at all..." and then Studebaker, the Citroen of US cars, and finally the trippy muppets, who are paying homage to the freaks of Arlo Guthrie and Alice's Restaurant et al, who lived in a church as well as the electric Koolaid acid test with a side of Parliament/Funkadelic--wow.
Oh--car? I voted Panhard. It's the only thing in Junkman's garage I could ever afford.
Gotta vote Stude. The Panhard would be an awesome car for sure, but it would be a shame to destroy it in a (probably successful) run at the Index of Effluency award.
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The guy with the Stude has a whole LeMons/PCH FLEET! He has the old Chevy and a 61 Scout too. You could get all THREE fo only $750, that's tempting just for yard art (I don't think I could get the wife or the neighborhood association to approve though). Buy them all, sell off a couple of hulks/scrap metal and combine them all into one glorious 4WD bulletnose monster!
Really the Panhard would be the greater hell though.
Gotta go with the Stude. While the unknown factors on the Panhard would normally give it the edge on hellishness, this is Junkman we're talking about, so, chances are, if he says it's relatively complete it really is... hell, it may even already be packing a SBC.
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I'm gonna' have to vote with my right foot and jump into the fire behind the wheel of that turd-pony Stude.
But that is only because the Panhard belongs to Junkman, and he wouldn't condemn a fellow Jalopnikadian to the eternal damnation of PCH (well, maybe that Drearthair guy) so it's gotta' be cherry.
I think, for the 24HoLMs, I'd mount a M242 Bushmaster cannon in the nose hole, and I'd paint the Stude to look like a P40 flying tiger. The gun would be to prevent passing (I'm pretty sure I can get it by the judges as I'll also mount an easily removable case of Mackeson triple stout and a DVD collection of Police Academy next to it for the inspection) and the paint will frighten the competition, and provide erotic stimulation to the ladies.
My head says Studebaker, but my heart says Panhard.
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The Stude would be wooly, squirrelly fun. Floppy handling and understeer, power coming on slow but hard. Way too much weight for the brakes. And it'd break, too. But it'd be pretty easy to fix, you could slap anything approximating the broken part in there and who'd know the difference?
But the Panhard is really just a mobile launching ramp in disguise. Best to pain it to match the track color, then drive around at 35 mph, unpredictably darting out into the middle of the corners. Panhard's more likely to overheat, and that would be fatal. Hell, most any ailment would be fatal. But you'd be going so slowly to begin with, no one could tell. So, you'd be scored for twenty laps more than you actually did. Best thing would be to go with a sundial theme on it. That way it would win at least twice a day. No contest, really.
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Really the Panhard would be the greater hell though.
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But that is only because the Panhard belongs to Junkman, and he wouldn't condemn a fellow Jalopnikadian to the eternal damnation of PCH (well, maybe that Drearthair guy) so it's gotta' be cherry.
I think, for the 24HoLMs, I'd mount a M242 Bushmaster cannon in the nose hole, and I'd paint the Stude to look like a P40 flying tiger. The gun would be to prevent passing (I'm pretty sure I can get it by the judges as I'll also mount an easily removable case of Mackeson triple stout and a DVD collection of Police Academy next to it for the inspection) and the paint will frighten the competition, and provide erotic stimulation to the ladies.
It's a win/win all the way around.
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Team name? Merde Meal.
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The Stude would be wooly, squirrelly fun. Floppy handling and understeer, power coming on slow but hard. Way too much weight for the brakes. And it'd break, too. But it'd be pretty easy to fix, you could slap anything approximating the broken part in there and who'd know the difference?
But the Panhard is really just a mobile launching ramp in disguise. Best to pain it to match the track color, then drive around at 35 mph, unpredictably darting out into the middle of the corners. Panhard's more likely to overheat, and that would be fatal. Hell, most any ailment would be fatal. But you'd be going so slowly to begin with, no one could tell. So, you'd be scored for twenty laps more than you actually did. Best thing would be to go with a sundial theme on it. That way it would win at least twice a day. No contest, really.
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Call the team Team Miscommunication.