Taking the subway (streetcar?) to deliver pizza when you're already riding a scooter sets new standards in laziness.

A Domino's Pizza driver noticed an elderly customer stopped placing her daily large pizza order and called the cops, who found the customer injured at home. Next, the driver will save the woman by refusing to deliver her daily pizzas.

Sure, the economy is down and jobs are in short supply, but used cars are cheap and you know an Aston Martin DB7 is a sweet ride. It's totally worth using for your part-time job at Dominos delivering pizza.

Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Here's a car that should be recognizable to anyone venturing to Alameda's main downtown strip during business hours: an '86 Cressida that lives in a yellow loading zone in between …