Hey, you forgot the one with that guy from that one thing he did earlier and the girl who he doesn't know shows up with this car from, uh you know...that place and then they have to get the thing over to this other guy's place but then the car blows up and well you know the rest. Yeah. What was that called? It might have been an episode of Scooby Doo. #carmovies
@Murilee Martin: Come on, you can't just drop a line like that without explanation--or at least some clues. Who knows, the Jalops might all chip in to make that airbrush dream a reality! I'm thinking Swedish Death Metal but you might have shifted on out of that phase by now... #carmovies
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@abgwin: It was a lame joke expanded into an hour and twenty minutes; but not a movie, you know, with a plot and characters and acting and that kind of stuff. #carmovies
@Novaload: oh no, no way. Total instant classic. Modern Mel Brooks.
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[as Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt]
Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too. #carmovies
Really wanna blow your mind? Exactly eight seconds into "La Carrera Panamericana," press play on the original cast recording of "The Wizard of Oz." It syncs up PERFECTLY. #carmovies
It's things like this that make me sad about society. The link between illegal activities and mainstream media is ridiculous. Constantly I'm being told "have safe sex" "drink responsibly" and "don't get high." But then every form of media, whether it's stupid shower gel ads, movies, or unfortunately even here on jalopnik encourage the opposite. And it's not that I'm on my moral high horse or a downer at a party, it's just that we need to take a firm stance on where we stand with these activities. And getting high is a mindless non productive activity, (so are a lot of things admittedly) which I'm ok with, but it's always like we want extremes in the US. But I stand with moderation. (moderate drinking, no smoking.)
So let me clarify this; we're promoting the idea that you should get high and watch 5 car movies all day sitting on the couch? Maybe it's just my young healthy mind but I was expecting more out of the wisdom of the older generation. But I guess I shouldn't let anything surprise me nowadays... #carmovies
@UglyDuckCar: I prefer to not stand with these activities. I like to sit or lie down most of the time. And I'm kind of floppy too, not really firm at all.
You seem like a reasonable and level headed person. Good for you. Enjoy your youth and your moderation. Stay in school, stay off drugs. Don't be like me. Seriously.
I've been divorced twice and have been working for a living probably longer than you've been alive. I'm losing my hair. I'm uglier than a baboon's butt. The promise of youth and virility are long gone. I've got a fine collection of scars internally and externally.
I've watched my state go from one of the largest manufacturing bases in the world to one of the most broke states ever. My first memory of a president was Nixon resigning and it never got better. I've been drinking and smoking for 30 years. I've invested more money in 401k's and IRA's then I'll ever see returned, not to mention social security. My retirement plan is now to simply keel over dead.
I am not a role model and the only wisdom you'll get from me is a long list of things you probably shouldn't do, because I have and the results sucked.
I no longer give a fuck basically. As Norm once said "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear". #carmovies
@Novaload: Lord I'm going to need it. I'm having dinner tonight with one of the few women on the planet that can stand me. Unfortunately you can't look directly at her or I think stone is involved. But she's nice and dinner is as far as that's going. Beggers can't be choosers. #carmovies
@UglyDuckCar: After a while, all that is left in life is to do whatever distracts you from it as you wait for the cold, clammy hand of death to pull you silently into the grave. However, I neither condone nor do drugs or drink alcohol. I also have never had sex. So, I waste my time in intellectual pursuits instead. Reading up on political revolutions, building a theremin, drifting my pickup around corners, studying the history of the communist auto industry, etc. Remember: There are plenty of things in life that don't involve drinking, drugs or sex. Sadly, few of them give the same level of instant gratification. #carmovies
@UglyDuckCar: At some point you need to be something more than a pothead. Most of us aren't straight out of casting from Half Baked. But we know of whom you speak. #carmovies
@JDisnidiet: But it's like life, Dude. Do you think "life" makes sense? Mais non. It's an existential journey without a destination, it's an enigmatic exploration of modern life. #carmovies
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Right up there among Westworld and Amityville Horror in the elite films of the James Brolin canon. #carmovies
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Who can forget the timeless lines like:
[as Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt]
Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too. #carmovies
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So let me clarify this; we're promoting the idea that you should get high and watch 5 car movies all day sitting on the couch? Maybe it's just my young healthy mind but I was expecting more out of the wisdom of the older generation. But I guess I shouldn't let anything surprise me nowadays... #carmovies
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You seem like a reasonable and level headed person. Good for you. Enjoy your youth and your moderation. Stay in school, stay off drugs. Don't be like me. Seriously.
I've been divorced twice and have been working for a living probably longer than you've been alive. I'm losing my hair. I'm uglier than a baboon's butt. The promise of youth and virility are long gone. I've got a fine collection of scars internally and externally.
I've watched my state go from one of the largest manufacturing bases in the world to one of the most broke states ever. My first memory of a president was Nixon resigning and it never got better. I've been drinking and smoking for 30 years. I've invested more money in 401k's and IRA's then I'll ever see returned, not to mention social security. My retirement plan is now to simply keel over dead.
I am not a role model and the only wisdom you'll get from me is a long list of things you probably shouldn't do, because I have and the results sucked.
I no longer give a fuck basically. As Norm once said "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear". #carmovies
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Seriously. If your not high, you'd wish you were. #carmovies
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Nice scenery, though... #carmovies
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