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    Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle

    PCH, Pimp Edition: Bill Blass Lincoln or Mock-Convertible Cordoba?

    It's Hard Out Here for an Old School Pimp: The Corvorado
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    Not impressed...


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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    If it has the 4.1L, the po-lice could have caught him both on foot and probably within 300 feet of his starting point.


    125 HP + 4,200 lbs. = naught-to-60 time of 20 seconds...downhill

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/04/09

    @Kelly the Mercedes killer: Well when you got the seat laid back trolling at an earth-scorching 15 mph AND you are driving the only purple-people-eater in town, the po-po ain't gonna have to look far for you. Yeah pimpin ain't easy
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    To be fair, you only need a driver's license to drive a car, and an '88 Cadillac is technically a boat.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    If his unpleasant purple styling has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways then his punishments carry within an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Pimp, I say poor us
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of averyrm averyrm
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    You gotta axessorize:


    Radiator Hoes
    Air Pimps
    Tire Off-the-chains
    Grillz
    3.73 in the Pimpkin
    run-phats
    "Candy" paint job
    Ground respects

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    @averyrm: Dude, everyone loves the Radiator Hoes!
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/04/09

    @averyrm:


    dont forget the pvc exhasut plumbing

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    It goes without saying that we thoroughly approve of a late-80s Sedan DeVille with the full-on pimp treatment.


    I would go as far as to suggest there is no more appropriate livery for such a vehicle.


    Still a dumbass. You park a couple blocks away and walk to court, sheesh.

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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/04/09

    @mytdawg: everybody knows that.


    I mean... in theory, that's what I would do.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    02/04/09

    @acarr260: Well sure, of course, nobody should ever actually DO that. ahem.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    even the ho's knows go directly to jail and do not pass go
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    Where's his assistant pimp? All real pimps have assistant pimps, and it is the job of the assistant pimp to drive. Been pimpin' since pimpin' since pimpin'


    I'll be right back, I got to go get my baby powder.

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    Image of ZtB ZtB
    02/04/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I don't know what the F$&@ you just said, but that was beautiful..
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/04/09

    @ZtB: Thank you, but I can't take all of the credit.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    I guess he couldn't get one of his hoes to drive him around. Time are tough all around, it appears.
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    Image of Drujon Drujon
    02/04/09

    In reply to Mister Oldskool's Purple Cadillac Proves Unsuccesful As Inconspicuous Getaway Vehicle
    That's not a Sedan DeVille, it's a Brougham...I am jus' keepin' it real.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/04/09

    @Drujon: Just to clarify, that's pronounced Bro-ham.
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