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    Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    The perfect car for white silhouettes that aren't really people.


    God, just looking at it, I found myself enveloped in some kind of Orwell-ian 1984 nightmare, damned to have one of these fucking things.


    Next thing you know we'll all be on Triton City with these fucking things.

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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    The worst part is he parks like this everyday.
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    Image of Joe-Btfsplk Joe-Btfsplk
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    Someone is putting glycol anti-freeze in the wine again. This bunch of French cars lately is beyond weird and fast approaching ludicrus.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    06/24/09

    @Joe-Btfsplk: Wasn't that in Spain?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    I agree with your thesis, Peter O.


    It's long been my claim that everyone driving a semi-generic people mover might as well be driving the most fuel-efficient people mover they can get their hands on.


    While we're at it, we can separate people-moving from driving.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    Will women of the future be white silhouettes?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06/24/09

    @combat chuck: Gee, I certainly hope so.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: I hope you were being sarcastic and not racist.
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    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Not racist. Sarcastic? Who me?
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    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: OK, just making sure.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: It's more sexist than racist. Clearly, the misogynist designers at Peugeot portray women as a blank slate upon which they can inflict their utopian vision of a society filled with ugly robotic people movers.

    /Jezebel'd
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06/24/09

    @combat chuck: That is weird. Blank slates?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/24/09

    @combat chuck: Yes, but only because they won't get as hot under the glass ceiling.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: I could make a wiseass comment, but I have a feeling that if I did make this particular one, you might reach out over the internet and smack me.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/24/09

    @combat chuck: Or in the future, we'll all be really into bukkake, which I'm assuming is just as bad.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @combat chuck: I got banned, OK. Don't have to rub it in!
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    06/24/09

    @pauljones: Don't be a pussy, mate. I'll make it if you're afraid to. Just message me.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06/24/09

    @pauljones: I wouldn't do that to you, friend. I might get even somehow though. So, go ahead with wiseass comment (then watch your back). :)
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    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Heck, I'm used to your wiseass comments anyway. :):)
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    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: That's me!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: My A Arm already went there, but with more NSFW terms.


    I was going to say that I like my women like I do my slate: blank, dumb as a rock, and easy to wipe clean when I'm done.


    It's just a joke; I don't really mean it.


    In truth, I like my women the way I like my sandwiches: hot and simple.


    /Expecting smack in the face in 3...2...1...

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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Yeah, and everybody loves you for it. ;)
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    06/24/09

    @pauljones: That's really bad!! Both descriptions are bad. Shame on you!!
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Nope. They love me cause of the bribes I give them.
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    06/24/09

    @pauljones: You never say It's a joke; I don't really mean it. That takes out all the funny.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Yeah tell him!


    Everybody likes their women like they like their coffee.


    Ground up, and in the freezer.

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    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: The real joke was after it.
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    06/24/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli and boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Would hot and with a bit of cream and sugar be acceptable?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/24/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Nice. I like my women like I like my coffee. Strong and black.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/24/09

    @pauljones: Don't talk about my life like that!
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06/24/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Obviously, you guys don't know what I'm capable of.
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    06/24/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: I have an appointment. Will you direct these guys to my morning's revenge comment? I'll be back!
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    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: Hello everyone, this is skaycog's answering machine. Please take a look at this before you advance.

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/24/09

    @skaycog is ambimoustrous: I'm fairly aware. On that note, I'm taking my ball, and I'm going home.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    I see this as a slippery slope. Sure, great for people who don't like driving, and I still have the option of driving my own car if I want, so say the powers that be. Saves gas, cuts down congestion.


    Soon enough, they decide that I too should be using one of these, and next thing you know, I am stripped of my car and confined to this pod.


    Personally I don't want it. Take these dreamers to Disneyworld and let them ride the monorail.

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    Image of amblito amblito
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    Any recent Peugeot is a car for people who don't like cars anyway.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    06/24/09

    @amblito: I'm sure glad you qualified that with recent. Most Peugeots of the past are automatically cool to me. I mean, "cool" in the French-Cars-Are-Hell-To-Live-With-But-Still-Cool sense.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    But will the transportation pods still take on the characteristics of their manufacturers? BMWpods would be programmed to follow other pods closely, and cut them off without warning. Toyotapods will travel about 10mph slower than all the other pods. Jaguarpods would be appointed like a proper British lounge, but wouldn't work unless it was sunny and 68 degrees.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    Imagine if they had called it MetroMorphers 2 Revenge of the Blandness.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    Peter sounds like he's looking for the silver lining. The good that can come from the inane. The half-full glass in a half-empty world. He see's the forest for the trees, and chooses to make lemonade from the lemons of life.


    I guess that's why we like him.

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/24/09

    @engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: I kind of agree with Peter on this one - the concept, at least in theory, allows the privacy and freedom of mobility that turns most people off public transit, while taking the human (re. dumbass) element out of controlling traffic flow. And then environmental friendliness, fewer Toyota Camrys, saving gas for those of us that really want to use it, etc.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    06/24/09

    In reply to Peugeot Metromorph: An Un-Car For People Who Don't Like Cars Anyway
    Unlike its live ancestors in the heydays of the Roman Empire which fed on Christians


    At least before the era of Constantine and his Opel, which used to be parked in Istanbul, but there was that one time he swerved to avoid a puppy...Why did Constantine's Opel never work? That's nobody's business but the Turks.

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