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    Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
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    Image of Jono Jono
    11/22/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Worst sibling names; Calais and Berlina. I have met a brother and sister with these names, I shit thee not.


    If you know your Holden Commodore trim levels then you have the same taste of bile that I do.

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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    11/22/08

    @jono794: Although, "Holden Commodore" itself wouldn't be a bad name.


    How about Xavier Benjamin Falcon George Tiberius (Max for short?)

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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Not telling you guys my name. It's okay now since I'm an adult, a sometime fitness-weightlifting nut and depending on who you are, the boss: tease me about my name and I'll fire/kick your ass. But in sixth grade I went in to every day with a little dread.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    I dunno. It's like how many financially challenged parents name a girl 'Crystal' or 'Porsche'. Kinda sad. They think those names imply class, and they DO; it's just that they imply lower class rather than higher.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/21/08

    @DoctorNine, ExoticDiseasesNothing: They imply "easy lay", in my experience.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Pete and Ashlee
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    I'm more concerned about the child being teased about his last name. Seriously.


    Remember, though, how your middle name was a secret when you were in grade school? This kid's will be forever.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/21/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: No one's gonna remember who the hell Pete Wentz is in four years, though.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/21/08

    @A strolling player, now with 100% more Studebaker!: You still know who Robert Smith is, don't you?
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/21/08

    @FuzzyPlushroom: Yeah, but I like a couple of the Cure's songs, so that makes it different.
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    Image of Braff Braff
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    werd on the street... they wented to neme the beby Frederick Ulysees Christopher Knight Ignatius Nathanial Graham Aston Alan Stephan Hugh Oliver Levi Ervin Peter Aristotle Roger Ethan Nigel Theodore Sven
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/21/08

    @Braff-O-Vision: Frederick Ulysees Christopher Knight Ignatius Nathanial Graham Aston Alan Stephan Hugh Oliver Levi Ervin Peter Aristotle Roger Ethan Nigel Theodore Sven


    AASHOLE? Are you tired?

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    Image of Braff Braff
    11/21/08

    @smalleyxb122: DAMNIT!!!!!
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    Image of Braff Braff
    11/21/08

    @smalleyxb122: i even went over it 3 times before i hit submit...
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Call a social werker.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Being named Bronx is a good ticket to bully-land, but being a boy named Queens would be worse...
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."

    Man I wish I'd been the one to 'shop this together.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    I bet the baby has better resale than a 7-series.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    For the sake of an easy rhyme: I'd have thougth Wentz would drive a Benz...
    / cue drummer
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/21/08

    @franzouse: ok, FAIL
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    Image of 71rivnut 71rivnut
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Beat My Weiner
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/21/08

    @71rivnut: I'd be glad to. Just tell me what you'd name this baby first...
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Poor kid looks like he was designed by Chris Bangle.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/21/08

    @Rust-MyEnemyHasLostHisCommentingMoj...: He's got a huge, ungainly ass?
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    Predictable. "Ashlee" is already a typo.
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    Image of MarywithanM™ MarywithanM™
    11/21/08

    In reply to Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."
    It's been over 30 minutes and Braff hasn't shopped that mug onto a Mini or a GEM?


    Slacker.

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    Image of Braff Braff
    11/21/08

    @MarywithanM: sorry... still tired from the Auto Show... and trying to "work"
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