Ashlee Simpson Gives Child Lame Hipster Name, Initials "B.M.W."

For some reason, Jessica Simpson's less attractive and less talented sister Ashlee is famous, and being famous apparently automatically brings mental disability. Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz have ushered in their first son and named it, wait for it, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Initials, BMW. Yes, Mowgli, like the kid from… » 11/21/08 2:01pm 11/21/08 2:01pm