Hundred-Car Pileup Shuts Down Pennsylvania Turnpike, Injures 30

The eastbound Pennsylvania Turnpike near Bensalem was shut down for a large portion of the day yesterday as over 100 cars piled up along the highway. After the first accident occurred at 8:30am, the collisions continued, causing 30 people to be taken into care for injuries. A foot of snow had fallen in the area only… » 2/15/14 3:20pm 2/15/14 3:20pm

Asshat Biker Posts Video Of Running From The Cops

If there's a theme of 2013, it's been "don't post it on the Internet." Add another entry to the file: this asshat biker in Pennsylvania posted GoPro video of him running from the cops. » 12/16/13 4:45pm 12/16/13 4:45pm

1967 Chevy Impala With ToteMotel Camper For Sale, Seller Doesn't See…

When you're trying to sell a beat-to-hell '67 Impala wagon equipped with an even more beat-to-hell ToteMotel camper on the back, you have to figure on a few chuckles from potential buyers. Here we have a seller who feels so confident that his or her Impala/ToteMotel combo will make its reserve price that wisecracking… » 5/05/08 4:20pm 5/05/08 4:20pm

Wienermobile Temporarily Immobilized, Permanently A Giant Wheeled…

We're grateful that the two interns piloting this Wienermobile were not hurt when the 27-foot-long homage to America's appetite for ersatz meat products hit a patch of ice and spun out of control while barreling towards Penn State. It would not only be unfortunate, but make it harder to make jokes at their expense.… » 2/12/08 10:30am 2/12/08 10:30am

Joint Compound Disguise, Rusty Wallace Plates Lead Police To Bank…

Pennsylvanian Robert Coulson Lavery figured he had all the details planned to pull off the perfect crime: cover his face with a coat of drywall compound, rob a bank, then make his getaway in a car decorated with a Rusty Wallace souvenir license plate. Unfortunately for Mr. Lavery, a tipster recognized the Rustymobile,… » 1/14/08 3:00pm 1/14/08 3:00pm