Why is roadkill is so funny? Whatever that sticky patch of mangled fur used to be probably suffered and unfortunate demise, yet it can still cause a chuckle, especially when it has a road stripe painted over top of it.
On Tuesday, a car crashed into a Pennsylvania couple's home, but the residents weren't surprised. It was the third crash in six months. Now they want to protect themselves, but they're afraid to do so.
Driving under the influence of alcohol can be dangerous to us all. A Pennsylvania man thought it was bad enough to call the police and report someone for drunk driving. Conscientious citizen, right? Sort of. Except that the drunk driver he was reporting — was himself!
A pair of Pennsylvanians got a little trashed one night earlier this month and attempted to beat the crap out of a Ford Fusion. When they realized their fists and feet could only do so much damage they then tried to blow up the car. With tampons. Sadly, it didn't work.
A man driving along Interstate 78 in eastern Pennsylvania early last week lost control of his 2005 Toyota Corolla, hit the concrete barrier in the median, bumped another car and a semi before finally stopping. Then he stripped off his clothes and stood on a record player.
This is Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Police found — upon searching her after finding a connection with a minor burglary — 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina.