Intrepid Pilot Draws Some Sky-Penises Right In The Face Of God

If you're like most people, the first thing you think when confronted with an object is "I wonder if I can draw some penises on that?" One unknown hero of dick-doodling looked up at the sky and thought the same thing. One person dreamed of drawing some penises on the very face of God, and then actually did it. »3/13/15 11:01am3/13/15 11:01am

A Few Suggestions for the Next Phase of Ballsack Evolution

Yo, nature! You're crazy, bro. You have to know you're crazy. I mean, you do a great job with a lot of shit—my teeth totally grind up food like a boss; my precision grip is hella virtuosic on the DVR remote; my feet and pelvic angle crush verticality. But seriously, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL WITH BALLS? »7/10/13 6:15pm7/10/13 6:15pm