What Do You Do With a Free Ford Tempo?

We got a really great judicial bribe at last weekend's Sears Pointless 24 Hours of LeMons race: a beat-to-hell, unregisterable, not-legal-for-public-streets Ford Tempo. After honoring Ford_Tempo_Fanatic with a Tempo DOTS recently, we found ourselves in something of a dilemma. » 3/13/10 7:00pm 3/13/10 7:00pm

Innovations In LeMons Justice: The Teach Your Girlfriend's Sister How…

We've all had to do this: incredible pressures are brought to bear upon you, forcing you to teach someone you barely know how to work a manual transmission. A great idea for a 24 Hours of LeMons penalty, we say! » 2/06/10 11:00pm 2/06/10 11:00pm

Take The Same Automotive Trivia Test We Forced On LeMons Miscreants In …

A recent addition to the Toolbox-O-Cruelty™ used by the LeMons Supreme Court is the Trivia Test. We've got a half-dozen tests, written by members of the Court, and miscreants generally get the choice between LeMons trivia and general car trivia. » 11/28/09 5:00pm 11/28/09 5:00pm

Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The…

You already know about the Cultural Revolution Penalty, but that wasn't the only special punishment that the LeMons Supreme Court cooked up for those Texas miscreants! » 11/08/09 2:00pm 11/08/09 2:00pm

Beads, Zombies, And Southern Explanations: The Penalties Of The 24…

We try to create new, region-specific penalties for each 24 Hours Of LeMons venue, and the Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez race, held at No Problem Raceway in Belle Rose, Louisiana, was no exception. » 6/14/09 1:30pm 6/14/09 1:30pm

Bad Drivers Must Smell The Boot Of Mistress WTF!

You've seen the Burning Man Penalty from the Goin' For Broken 24 Hours of LeMons at Reno-Fernley Raceway last weekend, but that was just one of many innovations in the LeMons Correctional System. » 5/30/09 10:30am 5/30/09 10:30am

Potential LeMons South Miscreants Beware: The Taiwanese National…

We were were too busy to adminster the Ozzy Osbourne Inertial Penalty Horn at the Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours Of LeMons, but not to worry! We're going to South Carolina armed with two very noisy penalties… » 3/21/09 12:00pm 3/21/09 12:00pm

The Penalties Of The Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours Of LeMons

We gave you a brief sampling of the action in the Gator-O-Rama penalty box, and Judge Dube put together a mighty penalty gallery, but it's time we examined the Gator-O-Rama correctional system in more detail. » 3/07/09 12:00pm 3/07/09 12:00pm