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Mon Nov 23
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    Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones

    Bikini-Clad Danica Patrick Shot For SHAPE Magazine

    Danica Patrick Straddles A Cobra In New SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    05/13/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    I just saw her face, and thought it was a vaguely disturbing Tipp-Ex advert.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Stoatmaster: Yet another obscure British product. Why do you blokes have to change the name of everything?

    It's "White-Out" or "Liquid Paper" on this side of the pond.

    Blimey!
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    05/14/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee:


    When I was a lad, 'white-out' meant something quite different.


    Not entirely unconnected with going for 160 hours without sleep.

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    Image of Bon5ai Bon5ai
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Danica is basically as hot as some mediocre soccer mom. If you are interested in seeing what she actually looks like sans retouching, check out this slide show.

    [wcbstv.com]
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Bon5ai: Wow, bitter much? Did you do the same for the guys in the ad campaign, who were also retouched? Oink!
     Reply
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the (Brick)yard.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    TAI, now you're just baiting. I would say trolling, but that is usually left to the commentariat.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    In other news, I'd totally let Danica DЯink my milkshake!

    I have a Pole for her to Position herself on!
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/12/09

    @POLAЯ: Hahahaha..Not much aЯound but still shaЯp and funny.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: POLAR! He's incurable!
     Reply
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    ATTN: jims63valvert

    5:32 PM

    who said...

    great campaign......just change the S to an R at the end of Bones...you KNEW someone was going to go there, right?


    In true Jalop fashion, I believe you meant "Я", not "R".


    Carry on, as you were.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/12/09

    @POLAЯ: Way to catch that.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    They already have a banner like that in my nephew's school. Not like I was looking or anything...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Her moustache brings all the boys to the yard.
     Reply
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    Image of I love me some cleavage I love me some cleavage
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    In my dreams, that ain't milk........
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    05/12/09

    @California Stig:


    If it's the thing I'm guessing, then it would look hella weird just above her top lip like that.

     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/12/09

    @Steve Neill: Where else are you going to snort cocaine?
     Reply
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    Image of Analyst Analyst
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    I don't get it; she's not even hot.
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Analyst: That's ok; she doesn't like you either.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    I look at her, and I see this:
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/12/09

    @Steve Neill: Well, now I won't be able to achieve erection for at least the rest of the day. Thanks a lot, sicko.
     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/12/09

    @Steve Neill: Now now. Dementia is a serious condition.
     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Strong Bones, Strong Boners.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/11/09

    In reply to Bikini-Clad Danica Patrick Shot For SHAPE Magazine
    Blah blah blah wood plank blah blah twobyfour blah blah construction blah. Fact is, she's more attractive than most other women; based on looks alone, would you honestly turn her down?


    Maybe it's that, to be racing on that professional level, she is easily a better driver than anyone here, and maybe that scares you. I don't know, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a psychologist, but give the girl a break, yeah?

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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    05/11/09

    @strllng plyr: My attitude towards her comes from a completely different angle--it's that, if you want to be taken seriously as a rare and unusual female driver, you need to do so on the merits of the sport itself. The pandering may serve to boost her popularity temporarily among men, but she's not exactly helping her long-term image OR serving as the expected "role model" for up-and-coming girls. So its a Kournikova-level of fail, in my book.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/11/09

    @strllng plyr: I actually find her attractive, and given the fact that she can drive she gets bonus attractiveness points from me. Also, as much of a boob man as I am, I would much prefer small and perky over big and saggy any day.


    But, you have to admit that SHAPE magazine is a little ironic given her chestal size.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/11/09

    @Ash78: That's fair. I still thought Kournikova was friggin' hot, too, though.


    @engineerd: I'm a certifiable ass man, and them hips are outstanding. SHAPE is something she's got.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/11/09

    @Ash78: Exactly. She is somewhat of a joke among the general public. People who aren't into racing know who she is, but not because of her skills on the track.


    @strllng plyr: As a boob man, that's where my focus has been.

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/11/09

    @Ash78:


    The point you may be missing is it's the sport itself that is pandering. Watch the video again, focus on the first 3 seconds.


    And what exactly IS her long term image? Hasn't she been cultivating that the past few years, with full support and encouragement from the sport?


    As for Danica being a role model, she is a good one in many ways; she's competitive, fearless, strong, willing to play a man's game on a man's field, she gives as good as she takes (well, better), and she leverages her assets to strengthen her position in her chosen field. In other words, Danica is doing exactly what any man would do in her position.


    There are as many definitions of Win as there are Fail. Open your mind a little more.

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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    05/11/09

    @Uncle Bo, piston forger: Definitely an interesting perspective...just because there isn't much of a market for Junior-on-Gordon softcore gay porn probably doesn't mean that either of them wouldn't do it for the right price. In bizarro world, that is, but I'm just trying to see past the double standard.


    I guess I'm just of the school of thought that you shouldn't use your sexuality to sell your image unless the two are inherently intertwined. So a model or actress who poses in a bikini is fine in my book. Not exactly admirable, but understandable. I'd even go so far as to say certain athletes can do it without issue (say, beach volleyball). But the non-sequitur between racing and bikinis just insults me as a man. It's like her saying "I'm not interesting enough and the sport sucks. Here's some tits."

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/11/09

    In reply to Bikini-Clad Danica Patrick Shot For SHAPE Magazine
    SHAPE? Kind of misleading if you ask me.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/11/09

    @engineerd: [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/11/09

    In reply to Bikini-Clad Danica Patrick Shot For SHAPE Magazine
    Hopes patiently for a crosspost to Jezebel.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    05/11/09

    @Alfisted:


    We tried that last week. Ended poorly. Got banned.

     Reply
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/11/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Well hey, give the rest of us a chance!
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    Image of jodark jodark
    05/11/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Too bad I've been banned for months. You make one sexual joke about a retard and they get all uppity. Crazy Jezbians.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/11/09

    @aSoundofSleep: you guys can comment on jezebel? i think i was pre-banned. awesome.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/11/09

    @jodark: don't talk that way about lesbians, they just don't like cock. not to be confused with the sexual camel hetero women that withhold sex for weeks.
     Reply
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