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    Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/15/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    I thought nothing could reduce the sexiness of Alfas. I was wrong.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/15/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    Ewww. Butt prints on the windshield! And mind the paint, skanks!


    The Alfa maintains its dignified but slightly annoyed silence.

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/15/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    It's like a train wreck... I want to stop watching... because it is horrible... but I can't...
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/15/09

    @Scandinavian flick: At least the sounds from the train wreck might be bearable.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    My train of thought from what I watched:


    "Okay, wasn't expecting strippers from Alfa"


    "Noooo, you're going to smudge the windshield!"


    "The f*ck are you doing?! You're going to scratch the paint! Stop it, now!!"


    "Heels in the seat?! ... bitch must die!"

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    That video made me a very sad panda. I associate the 8C with grace and class, and these two ladies-of-the-night managed to plummet the levels of both those qualities to slightly below those of the gilded Veyron. I fear I may never look at this car the same way again.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    04/14/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Yeah, I just lost a lot of respect for Alfa.


    I have no problem with using good looking women to sell cars because, let's be honest, it works, but have some class.

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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: "ladies-of-the-night"



    If I could un-fap, that is what I would be doing right now...

     Reply
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    I for one welcome the new Chrysler overlords and their slutty european friends.


    I wonder if in the canadian dealerships if alcohol and full nudity would be allowed.


    I don't see how it would help sales, but people might just actually visit.

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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    Well, that was 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    GET OFF GREASY SKIN OFF THE CAR!!!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    Alfa Romeo Car Show PR Planning Meeting Minutes:


    1. Meeting was moved to 5:00 pm at La Troia Donna


    2. Dimitrii, representative of Alfa Romeo Russia, suggested hiring strippers as booth professionals.


    3. Paulo suggested having the strippers dance and rub their bodies all over the car.


    4. Business Administration put together a presentation detailing why this was a good idea:

    4a. Put Booth At Minor Car Show

    4b. Hire Strippers to rub bodies all over car

    4c. ???

    4d. PROFIT!


    5. Motion was presented, carried and passed unanimously.


    See you there!

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    Image of fanboy.took.my.star fanboy.took.my.star
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    wow thats hot.... "outta the way bitch!!!!" *smack*
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/14/09

    @urbanturban666: HAHAHAHHAHA. That's what I usually think of booth professionals.


    ...Except the Lamborghini girls, because they take pictures with me.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    At least they were dressed conservatively.


    You know, for strippers and hookers.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    For sale:

    Alfa Romeo 8C Spider

    White with black interior

    Super-low miles

    Recently steam cleaned

    Ask for Vasily
     Reply
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    Image of Maxx Cracker Maxx Cracker
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    That made my penis cry.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/14/09

    @Maxx Cracker: Tears of joy?
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    04/14/09

    In reply to Alfa Romeo Super Dance Show!
    They look like such sweet girls.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    04/14/09

    @skaycog: I got 30 seconds in before I had to stop out of embarrassment.
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    Bumblebee was starred Bumblebee was unstarred
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