Packaged and printed in a glossy, heavy card stock stack of 20, you'll have enough of these great little 'tell 'em offs' for at least month, unless you're horribly anal and in that case maybe you're the one with the problem and not everyone else as you'd like to think (Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!). [via ShineBox]

According to Jennifer Morales, her father had been incomunicado since the beginning of May. She'd even reported his disappearance to the NYPD, but it wasn't until recently he was discovered dead in his minivan. A city marshal discovered George in his Chevy Venture as he was attempting to tow the car away due to the load of tickets which had been issued for repeated parking violations. You stay classy New York. (Hat tip to Chad!) [WCBS TV]

Lynch was nabbed in Portland, Oregon doing 19 MPH over in a 35 MPH construction zone which brings with it a hefty $206 fine. After failing to pay the fine in a timely manner and missing his court date, an additional $65 was added as a late fee and notice was provided to Mr. Lynch. That's when a very heavy box showed up at the courthouse. Lynch had collected $206 in small change, put it in a sealed plastic bag and urinated in the bag, sealed it up, and sent it on it's way.

When courthouse workers opened Mr. Lynch's surprise, they got the "joke" right away. They also got the sheriff on the phone who called the U.S. Postal Inspector to determine if any laws had been broken. Apparently, if properly packaged to prevent leakage and odor, there are no laws against sending bodily fluids through the US Postal System and Lynch wouldn't be getting in trouble with the Feds. The Multnomah County courthouse wasn't interested in accepting payment in such an odoriferous condition though, and sent it back, COD. Payment is still outstanding. [Oregon Live]

The Romanian citizen, now residing in France, was forced to abandon the crappy Fiat, likely worth less than $1,000, when immigration officials nabbed him and deported him out of the country. The car then sat in the space for two years thanks to a local law that bans the towing of vehicles not obstructing traffic. When officials tracked him down and asked him to pay the bill, the man understandably refused. The city now plans to declare the parking space a construction site, which will legally enable them to tow the car. Hooray for the efficiency of bureaucratic laws! [via Austrian Times]

It may be a sweet deal for those wanting to avoid getting a ticket for parking wherever they want but Mark over at Autophiles.ca sees what the Local 415 is up to. Without the parking authority towing cars or writing tickets there could be anarchy in the streets. This is especially true in the days before Christmas as people rush to the stores for last-minute gifts. We're looking forward to seeing the streets littered with parked cars.

[Source: Autophiles.ca, Photo: Bruno Vincent/Getty Images]

We always thought it was pretty obvious when a car was parked in a street sweeping zone. You know that line of trash that perfectly outlines the car from the sweeper going around—yeah, that's a pretty obvious clue. Regardless, keep track of the signs and times in D.C., or you will soon be busted by a tractor sized broom vehicle. [Washington Times] (Image)