In the brief history of the asshat meme, one Teutonic player who might be a prime suspect for gluteal haberdashery has yet to appear. This Porsche 996 driver steps up to fill the gap. (Hat tip to William!)

What's the bigger crime here? Blocking two handicapped spots and the entry path or doing it for Potbelly's and Starbucks? Florida plates are not coincidental. Shame too, nobody wants to key a Lotus Exige. Asshat. (Thanks for the tip James!)