The Bobcat S130 Skid-Steer Loader is one of the most accessible construction machines out there; it's basically an adult-sized Tonka toy for your oversized sandbox. But I don't think anybody's mastered its operation like this hero.
In the brief history of the asshat meme, one Teutonic player who might be a prime suspect for gluteal haberdashery has yet to appear. This Porsche 996 driver steps up to fill the gap. (Hat tip to William!)