Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?

The latest trend for young, female role models? Throwing eggs. Paris Hilton joined Lindsay Lohan on the egging bandwagon after several cars, including a $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron, were vandalized during a house party. More »

Paris Hilton Sued In Non-Hit-And-Run Car Crash

One of us remembers that time when our parents were out of town on vacation and we decided to cut loose. It was all going fine until we made the mistake of taking Dad's Porsche out for a ride and accidentally drove it into the river. Wait a second...maybe that was 'Risky Business' — we can't remember...all of the 80's was such a coke-induced haze anyway. The point is we know what it's like to accidentally get into trouble with someone else's car — just like Paris Hilton's cousin. Apparently, Brooke Ashley Brinson identified herself at the scene of an accident in Los Angeles as Paris Hilton's cousin — and she was driving a Mercedes registered to Hilton. According to the lawsuit obtained by our friends at TMZ: More »

Paparazzi Left Paris Hilton Dazed And Confused After Car Crash; Momentarily Forgot Name And Address

So it looks like the young and dumb and full of fun socialite, Paris Hilton is now claiming the reason she didn't leave any contact information, despite California's statutory requirement, after her hit and run last week was because she was momentarily dazed by the flashes of the light bulbs and shouted questions of the paparazzi. Which begs us to ask — does this mean if she weren't followed around by the paparazzi, would she be a frickin' rocket scientist? Just wondering. More »

Paris — this is what happens when you spend too much time worrying about what you and your BFF Kim Kardashian just bought and not enough time looking in your mirror at the rapidly approaching Honda Civic. Luckily, it was merely the Range Rover you smacked the crap out of — and not your Mercedes SLR. But we would've thought you'd learn after your problems earlier in the week. Apparently ya haven't, because as our friends at the HuffPo point out earlier today: More »

We're one of the first people who grumbles whenever we walk past a handicap parking spot and see some Prada-wearing and Gucci-carrying trophy wife unable to walk the extra 30 feet from her Hummer to the door of the local Whole Foods. We mean, come on — why do we get the hassle from the 5-0 when we're not coming to a complete stop at a deserted intersection, but a man in blue ain't around for li'l miss when she gets out of her car. That being said, somebody please tell us why Paris Hilton is able to do what today's Page Six claims: More »

Paris Loses Bentley in Poker Game, Somehow Keeps Clothes On

Okay, we're sorry for the second Paris Hilton post in the same day. But don't go reach for the sanitizing wipes just yet — there is still no evidence that herpes can be contracted electronically. Anyway, young Paris loves poker. She loves it so much she can't help herself from betting away her Bentley Continental GT. That makes us feel better about our overpair getting stacked to a flush draw last weekend at Motor City Casino, but that was a few hundred bucks — this is a $165,000 Bentley. Rumor has it that Ma and Pa Hilton have barred her from their Vegas casinos. Click the jump to see a NSFW uncensored close up. That's hot. More »