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    Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    *David Suzuki Voice-over*

    (shot of grasslands)


    "For thousands of years, the white rhino has lived without fear of predators. Now, with their numbers dwinding, they face a new threat: man."


    (shot of rhino swishing its tail and looking around stupidly)


    "Luckily, here at the Fiat-sponsored Jahalopneeka game sanctuary, a new hope has blossomed. They're teaching the rhinos...
    ...to drive."


    (sot of Fiat 500 trundling across the plain. It slowly rolls inexorably towards the nearest baobab and crashes)


    "There are a few problems to sort out, but many of the rhinos are adapting to their new habitat, especially the young males..."


    (shot of pride of Lions, lazing about. Suddenly they perk up just as Fiat Abarth comes flying through the middle of them, sending the lions end-over-end through the air.)


    "Whatever happens, it's a new day, for these giants of the plains."

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    Image of Kuro Kuro
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Their creative director needs the boot. This is such a week effort that is unbelievably easy to be misinterpreted by the public, creating a PR disaster rather than demand.


    The concept is the equivalent of a bad pun, only it lacks clarity.

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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    06/26/09

    @Kuro: Should it be the bad pun of the week or just weak typing?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    After an impact like that, the emperors are going to need some new drawers.


     Reply
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    id like to meet the ad representative who though this was a good campaign.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    'Studio photographer. Large bear-like Eurotrash hipster, native to Milan. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
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    Brimful of Ash on the 78 was starred Brimful of Ash on the 78 was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Pandas eat bamboo
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/26/09

    @Dr.Danger drives a Chevrolet movie theater: I just have to express my appreciation for that post. It made me laugh.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/26/09

    @smalleyxb122: It's hilarious because I don't get it. It's almost a non sequitur.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/26/09

    @Dr.Danger drives a Chevrolet movie theater: They also shoot and leave, right?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Sweet, now maybe Megan Fox will go nude for a PETA ad to protest pandas being portrayed as bad drivers.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/26/09

    @engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: I'm not sure Ms. Fox has ties to PETA.


    Now Kaley Cuoco (Penny from "The Big Bang Theory"), on the other hand...

     Reply
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    STOP GIVING LICENSES TO PANDAS!!!


    /they drive worse than Nick Bolea.

     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Breaking news: Sources say one of Japans famous Pandas, Ling Ling has been critically injured in an automobile accident. Witnesses at the scene claim to have seen Ling Ling texting seconds before she ran a red light and was t-boned by another vehicle. We will have more as this story develops.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    06/26/09

    @Jo $chmo: Pandas in Japan?
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    Image of InfinitisEnd InfinitisEnd
    06/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!:

    Tourists.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/26/09

    @InfinitisEnd: Female Asian tourists.


    /obvious

     Reply
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Animal testing? PETA isn't going to like this. Not that they like much of anything though. Beware their anemic wrath!
     Reply
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Public service announcement: google image results for "PETA" are as delicious as a bacon cheeseburger.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Look out PO!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    06/26/09

    In reply to Oh Noes! Cute Panda Crashes Fiat 500
    Yo dawg I herd you liked Fiat Pandas...


    /so incredibly sorry

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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/26/09

    @Ash78: That's it. Hand back one of 'em. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
     Reply
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