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    What The Hell Is This?

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    What the hell is that even supposed to be?

    By the way, this mustered a "What the hell?" yet yesterday's "Itasha" didn't elicit a pronounced "What the FUCK?"
     Reply
    Edited by Plecostomus [Tyrrell] at 07/24/09 9:12 PM Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was starred Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    What's up all my Juggalos and Juggalettes! Hope to see you at Clownicon 2009! Bring your 12-pack of 2 liter Faygos. We gonna get criznunk up in this biznatch! PAECE!
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    Sure, you know how it makes YOU feel but think of the car! That poor car looks so embarrassed. It's staring off to the left:
    "I'm not here. This isn't happening. I'm not here. I'm just a car. There's no stupid paint job on me. I'm a maroon car. Even back in the day of the worst of the worst vans, nobody painted anything this stupid. It looks like an awful bus ad for some cheap-ass show on UPN. UPN? Does that even still exist? OMG, don't take a picture. Please. Nothing to see here folks, I'm just a 4-door maroon sedan. Please, somebody key the hell out of this paint job. I swear to god I'm going to run straight into a goddam tree and kill every last one of those effers."
     Reply
    Edited by Novaload at 07/24/09 3:47 PM Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of dragon951 dragon951
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    Is that the Bloodcopy Staffwriter's car? Oh you wacky faux-vamps *wags finger*
     Reply
    .357 promoted this comment dragon951 was starred dragon951 was unstarred
    Image of kerc (wants a Mustang!) kerc (wants a Mustang!)
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?

    I found the drivers of this car!
     Reply
    Wes Siler promoted this comment kerc (wants a Mustang!) was starred kerc (wants a Mustang!) was unstarred
    Image of Picarso Picarso
    07/24/09

    @kerc (wants a Mustang!): That is possibly the most disturbing thing I have seen all week.
     Reply
    Hi, I'm Scandinavian Flick and I promoted this comment Picarso was starred Picarso was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/24/09

    @kerc (wants a Mustang!): Reminds me of the first time I came up out of the subway station at Christopher Street. I was not properly prepared for the sight of a bare chested man in a spiked collar - being led around on a dog leash. But it's new York, so no one ever looks like they've seen anything unusual.
     Reply
    Edited by Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet at 07/24/09 3:33 PM Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/24/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Yeah, that's not that unusual.

    What?
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    Twilight fan gone too far (redundant, I know) roadtripping out to ComicCon this weekend?
     Reply
    Ruthless, If you let me was starred Ruthless, If you let me was unstarred
    Image of CAJensen01 CAJensen01
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    It's a vampire transvestite from Twilight -2
     Reply
    .357 promoted this comment CAJensen01 was starred CAJensen01 was unstarred
    Image of SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz! SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz!
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    It's not What the hell? It's WTF?
    This person has yet to stop living in his old High School "Goth" era.
     Reply
    FP - missing Pete and the SHOwagon promoted this comment SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz! was starred SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz! was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/24/09

    @SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now...: Sadly, the owner couldn't even manage to do the goth thing right then, much less now.
     Reply
    Edited by MushyHeirloom at 07/24/09 2:12 PM MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Old_Car_Guy Old_Car_Guy
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    Well whatever the hell it is, it is a hell of a lot better than this new posting process. One man's opinion.
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment Old_Car_Guy was starred Old_Car_Guy was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    This tells a familiar story of a man who met a woman who wooed him with a kickin' body and leather outfits.
    However, after being married for ten years and having two kids, she turned into a red eyed bitch who did nothing but scowl and hiss at him, and bleed all the time.
     Reply
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/24/09

    @POLAЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    07/24/09

    @mytdawg: That's right, Mr. Hat!
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?

    It's the Lars Ulrich Vampire Mobile.
     Reply
    Al Navarro promoted this comment Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls was starred Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    So, Hot Topic is now painting cars?
     Reply
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    What exactly is NSFW about that picture? I would thinks its more Not Safe For Driving...

    because people will try and kill you.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    Slight non sequitur: This article elicits some interesting commentary from coworkers who see it minimized on your taskbar.
     Reply
    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    07/24/09

    @Hi, I'm Scandinavian Flick and I: Hah!
     Reply
    FlakJack promoted this comment mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of North Star North Star
    07/24/09

    In reply to What The Hell Is This?
    Sparkle? That'll cost ya extra.
     Reply
    Al Navarro promoted this comment Edited by North Star at 07/24/09 1:34 PM North Star was starred North Star was unstarred
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