Most people would see a dirt cheap KE70 Corolla and think it's just a heap waiting out its last days before it's turned into scrap to be formed into a Chinese apartment building. A grandma car, a beater. A gearhead sees its potential.

When the Mitsubishi Magna dug a wheel and nearly rolled, we realized we had a new favorite sport: paddock bashing. There's a Ford ute, that Mitsu sedan, a flatbed that also nearly rolls, lots of booze and even more carnage. Warning: NSFW language.