An old Mercedes and a field will do just fine.
You get paddock bashing! It's the best motorsport from Australia and New Zealand that has to come to the States.
Most people would see a dirt cheap KE70 Corolla and think it's just a heap waiting out its last days before it's turned into scrap to be formed into a Chinese apartment building. A grandma car, a beater. A gearhead sees its potential.
When the Mitsubishi Magna dug a wheel and nearly rolled, we realized we had a new favorite sport: paddock bashing. There's a Ford ute, that Mitsu sedan, a flatbed that also nearly rolls, lots of booze and even more carnage. Warning: NSFW language.