Sean "P. Diddy" Combs To Launch Car Service For Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Other Drunk Celebs

P. Diddy is reportedly launching a car service for drunk celebs needing a ride home. Nope, it's not an article from "The Onion," nor is it yet April Fools Day. That must mean this story's true. If it is, well, these jokes really do just write themselves. Hit the jump for the full story — all three sentences:

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