I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle, sure, but if you do, aim for Sean Daddy P. Puff Diddy Combs' Maybach, because at least he won't strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger.
P. Diddy is reportedly launching a car service for drunk celebs needing a ride home. Nope, it's not an article from "The Onion," nor is it yet April Fools Day. That must mean this story's true. If it is, well, these jokes really do just write themselves. Hit the jump for the full story — all three sentences:
Oh yikes. Sean Combs, after spending some time hanging out with Lewis Hamilton, has floated the idea of purchasing a Formula 1 operation at a dinner celebrating the launch of his new perfume, Unforgiven. Of course, 100k of the 150,000-quid dinner was spent on champagne, so who knows how many sheets of carbon-fiber…