...and that's not a bad thing. At all. As the historic car show cruises into its 20th year and the classics become newer, more and more younger enthusiasts will be around to keep the tradition alive.
We got a lot of fucking rain yesterday — more than usual, according to meterologists — and the majority of the freeways are shut down. Lots of basements are flooded, and there are hundreds of abandoned cars on the roadways.
Drivers around Michigan's capital city were temporarily held up recently when a trailer hauling more than 24 tons of human poop somehow spilled half of it across 2,000 feet of pavement. Ew.
Oh, you crazy Michiganders! Is there nothing you can't think of to get your jollies? More insanity from the mitten state comes in the form of a woman arrested after getting high on cans of hairspray.
Jordan Haskins is not going quietly into the night. After some soul-searching, the Saginaw native busted multiple times for breaking into government vehicles and masturbating inside them is re-entering the race to fill a state House seat.
There are two things you're guaranteed to see in Dearborn, a suburb of Detroit: Lots of Fords and lots of Arab-Americans. You should know Ford has its world headquarters there, but the city is also home to the largest concentration of Arabs outside the Middle East. So of course the government is monitoring it.
The west side of Michigan is an endless source of tulips, Dutch surnames, religious zeal and large, bedridden men who make calls about bomb threats in trailer parks. Let's travel to the left part of the mitten for this very odd dispatch.
Some tragic news from Michigan today, as police investigate a man who apparently lost control of his car, drove into a vacant home filled with swarms upon swarms of bees and later died from his injuries, according to a local report.
What exactly does Michael Moore need with $50 million and nine houses? We'll never know, but we can hazard a guess, thanks some details from the documentarian's pending divorce.
The Michigan Mile was supposed to be a beginning of a racing tradition for enthusiasts here in the mitten. A year after the first race, however, it's fallen apart amidst allegations of theft, miscommunication and bad business. Here's what we know so far.
A 58-year-old woman in the Detroit suburbs got into an argument with her boyfriend and shot him because she believed he was cheating on her when he didn't produce enough ejaculate after they had sex. Your "firing blanks" quip goes here.
A Detroit-area man in a long-distance relationship with a bank teller in Illinois drove to her place of employment on Valentine's Day, robbed it — unkbeknonwst to her — and planned to use the cash for an engagement ring. Instead, he's headed to prison.
Sad news for Michigan's "cranking" enthusiasts: A man running for the state legislature has dropped out after reports of his felonious masturbating escapades surfaced.
Can you find your inner peace while riding an amphibious vehicle across a lake? I did.
You probably didn't want to learn about a very odd car-themed sexual fetish today, but oh my, you are going to learn quite a bit right now. Heed the lessons from a Michigan man whose political ambitions may be impeded by an activity known in some circles as "cranking."
Your latest dispatch from the world of optimistic sports-fan tattoos comes from right here in the mitten state, where a Detroit Lions fan is hoping for good luck on Friday the 13th.
Unsure of what to do after his girlfriend died from an overdose of oxycodone in Arizona, a Michigan man searched online for tips and decided the best solution would be to take the woman's corpse back to his home in metro Detroit for further instruction.
"These kids need to get outside more!" should never be uttered by a cranky old man after reading something like this. Police in a Detroit suburb arrested a very, very young man twice in two days for riding around with car thieves in stolen vehicles.
Right now in Detroit, there are thousands of international visitors roaming the streets of downtown for Movement, the annual electronic music festival where dozens of DJs spin for three days straight. See, the Auto Show isn't the only big annual draw around here!