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    The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Good thing he remembered to stay on the driveway and off the lawn. The Obamas don't like people invading their dog's space.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Creepy, just creepy. Could those pant legs be any wider?

    Does this guy have a segmented thorax?

    Is that a groovy medallion or a tumor on his chest?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    The picture reminds me of the TV ad for one of those real estate systems where you supposedly earn six figures working 10 hours a week from home. You may have seen it on late night cable.


    Scene: Douchebag in driveway of huge house, looks up from detailing his red C4 vette, "Oh, hi! This proven system gives me plenty of free time to enjoy life, and I'm making more money than ever before!"

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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    I love The Onion. Reminds me, I need to find a stand relatively close to me in South Arlington, TX, which has 'em.


    New for 1979...the Firebird TURBO...Pontiac, we build driving excrement!

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    @I'm out of clever screen names: Well, if you're looking for a last stand, try the Alamo.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    So, Biden is more Kato Kaelin and less Dick Cheney?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @engineerd: Definitely more Kato. Good comparison.
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    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Joseph Biden is an anagram for "Bind Jeep Hos."
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: He does BJ nip.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: His middle name is "Robinette".


    This makes for hundreds of prime examples. "Heroin Jest Pinto Ebbed", for example. "Horniest Biped: Bone Jet."

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    It looks like he's about to say something stupid.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I'd be more surprised if he looked like he was going to say something smart.


    In fact, I'm going to hold my breath and wait for Biden to say something smart. You might want to call 911 now.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Probably something along the lines of: "I'm glad I was able to do my part to save Pontiac and its employees from shutting down by buying this Camaro."
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Every bit of this...


    Filled with WIN!


    Burger King and Winstons, Lunch of winners.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/06/09

    @Dr.Danger is a pottymouth: AccordForAll...is that you?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/06/09

    @engineerd: I was possessed
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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Pontiac's dead!?! Say it ain't so Joe! Say it ain't so!


    Also, cut off shorts and black loafers... a heartbeat away from the Presidency...?


    Also, you know the only reason he doesn't have mullet is because it would cost him votes, otherwise, Biden is white trash, through and through.

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    Image of FLB is on vacation FLB is on vacation
    05/06/09

    @Forgetful: At least he's not wearing white socks.


    And sandals.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    @Forgetful: How are black loafers related to the presidency?


    Oh, wait...don't answer that.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @Skunky: Hahahahahaha.


    Oh no.


    Don't let our resident "elitists see that."

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: "elitists" not "elitists see that."


    Is that the....no that's not it....ah there it is.....nope, that's not the preview button either.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/06/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Don't worry, I'll "pretend I didn't see that."
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    @FLB: or worse, dark socks.
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    Image of iamhoff 2.0 wants a star iamhoff 2.0 wants a star
    05/06/09

    @Skunky: I just snorted Diet Coke on the keyboard! You are already heart-clicky'd, so if I could figure out how to embed the ever popular Megan Fox with a bottle of brefass scotch, it would be yours!
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    05/06/09

    @iamhoff sarsippius sulemenagic jackson da third: "..I just snorted Diet Coke on the keyboard..."


    U R DOIN IT WRONG.


    Everybody knows you snort coke on the back of your iPhone... keyboards.. ppfftttt..


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/06/09

    @DoctorNeinUndAbermalsNein: I always wondered why people bought those damn things. That explains it.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Joe knows how to roll. Not in frame, the bikini tanning team, ready to lend any needed assistance. The, JB and the Big O are going to cruise P Ave, down to the DQ. Burgers and fries, maybe do a few donuts, then peel out.


    Maybe after a little quality time in that time capsule cabin, they can figure out how to resurrect Pontiac.

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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Qwning a car like this, Biden is not quite the scumbag that I thought he was .
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    Image of 79TA 79TA
    05/06/09

    @Flathead Smith:
    make it a '79 or older and he's got my vote! At least he's got good taste in body styles.


    and it would help if it were true I suppose too

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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    05/06/09

    @79TA: Yeah, he probably actually owns Prius.
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    Image of monsterajr monsterajr
    05/06/09

    @Flathead Smith: even though he's a Dem, I cannot see him driving a Prius. Mercury Marquis, yes.
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    Image of spuy767 spuy767
    05/06/09

    @Flathead Smith: I always smile wryly when this bitch who drives to work in a four person car pool in a Prius, which she drives about 20 miles out of her way to round up everone for, glares hatefully at me when I get out of my GXP.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/06/09

    @monsterajr: Hey, watch it. I'm a proud out-of-the-demographics Marquis owner. Big-ass engine, RWD and body on frame.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/06/09

    @spuy767: Ever considered leaving in front of her and doing a smoky burnout?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/06/09

    In reply to The Onion: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway
    Nuthin, I got nuthin. Really.
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