The failure of an electric ice-resurfacing machine (like Kleenex, colloquially known as a Zamboni®©℠™) at the Vancouver Olympics has the builders of actual Zamboni®©℠™ machines seriously freaked the world is going to think their machines aren't awesome. Silly Zamboni®©℠™.

The three Canadian-made Olympia electric ice-resurfacers that failed miserably last night are being replaced by one good o'l American-made Zamboni. USA! USA! USA!