I was going over some old family photos from the 1930s, 40s and 50s over the Easter weekend with my mother. She was getting annoyed because I cared more about the cars than the 3rd cousins or whatever in the photos. I found a great photo of my grandfater in a 1930s sedan-delivery of some sort (not a Ford)when he worked for Palmolive as a salesman. There was also a great photo of a 1940 Mercury and a Kaiser Manhattan.
@SlantySickbroom: One reason I'm on Jalopnik right now instead of doing homework is that I feel that if I miss another of your name changes, I'm going to miss something awesome.
Look closely at the picture in the sixth row with the two-story white frame building. You'll see two stretched cars - a '55 Pontiac wagon and a mid-'50s Cadillac. They look like ambulances but I don't see any lights, sirens, or markings on the cars. I know that some upscale resorts used stretched cars for schlepping guests around - maybe this is such a place? Another clue is the "Camp ..." sign in front of the building. Also note those two spiffy '55 Chrysler sedans.
I particularly like the picture of mini-skirted Suzy Creamcheese standing in front of the yellow '69 Camaro SS. She doesn't really seem like the type who drives an SS with fat blackwalls and plain hubcaps - maybe the car belongs to her JC-Penney-shirted main squeeze (is he taking the picture?). Makes you wonder what her life has been like in the 40 or so years since.
Like most of you, we remember falling in love with cars during our childhood while riding in the back of station wagons on vacations across the U.S.
Unfortunately I grew up in the 80s. By the time I was old enough to go on road trips I was riding in the back of mid 80s Monte Carlos with V8s and 25hp. By the early 90s I was riding in the back of a Ford Taurus that broke down on every trip we went on (foreshadowing my hatred of domestic cars). Great pictures, I just wish it rattled the same memories that it does for you.
I love the picture of the young guy and gal outside of the "Mystery Spot". At this stage of his life, it still is a "Mystery" to him and she wishes he would hurry up and figure it out!
@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: This song is about the hometown I share with Chrissie Hynde. Even though Akron is a great car town, she hates cars and doesn't even have a driver's license.
@Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: You will soon come to learn that I know very few tv shows and movies, and I tend to miss references because of that. :/ In real life, my friends have great fun with that and will occasionally make up quotes to sound like they came from a show so I will waste my time fruitlessly searching for them.
References I will get: Top Gear, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama... um, I think that's it. But really, what else do you need?
@Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I didn't grow up watching tv. I went outside and climbed trees and played with sticks and rocks, until I grew up and met boys and realized they had much more interesting toys to play with.
@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Touché. I dunno where you grew up, but there ain't a whole lot of rocks and sticks and trees in suburbia. When I wasn't cycling around the block or driving my Little Tikes coupe around the backyard, I had cartoons.
@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Don't worry; I will try to catch you up on most of the pop culture references. If you have any questions, you can always ask me, but otherwise... we may have a lot of TV to watch...
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"In Kennedy-era America, whale hauls in boat."
Yeah, I know, that sucks. Love the pic, though.
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I particularly like the picture of mini-skirted Suzy Creamcheese standing in front of the yellow '69 Camaro SS. She doesn't really seem like the type who drives an SS with fat blackwalls and plain hubcaps - maybe the car belongs to her JC-Penney-shirted main squeeze (is he taking the picture?). Makes you wonder what her life has been like in the 40 or so years since.
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You mean this?
I think those are hearses. "Camp" may be the name of the funeral home.
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Ya know, without the friggin preview button I can't friggin make sure the friggin pics can be friggin viewed.
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Unfortunately I grew up in the 80s. By the time I was old enough to go on road trips I was riding in the back of mid 80s Monte Carlos with V8s and 25hp. By the early 90s I was riding in the back of a Ford Taurus that broke down on every trip we went on (foreshadowing my hatred of domestic cars).
Great pictures, I just wish it rattled the same memories that it does for you.
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I LOVE exaggerations and overstatements! Such a great comical device!
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As they say, that was 'before my time'
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This is almost too much awesomeness to take in all at once. It's cool though; I wasn't planning on getting anything done this afternoon anyway.
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BUT MY CITY WAS GONE
THERE WAS NO TRAIN STATION
THERE WAS NO DOWNTOWN
SOUTH HOWARD HAD DISAPPEARED
ALL MY FAVORITE PLACES
MY CITY HAD BEEN PULLED DOWN
REDUCED TO PARKING SPACES
A, O, WAY TO GO OHIO
WELL I WENT BACK TO OHIO
BUT MY FAMILY WAS GONE
I STOOD ON THE BACK PORCH
THERE WAS NOBODY HOME
I WAS STUNNED AND AMAZED
MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
SLOWLY SWIRLED PAST
LIKE THE WIND THROUGH THE TREES
A, O, OH WAY TO GO OHIO
I WENT BACK TO OHIO
BUT MY PRETTY COUNTRYSIDE
HAD BEEN PAVED DOWN THE MIDDLE
BY A GOVERNMENT THAT HAD NO PRIDE
THE FARMS OF OHIO
HAD BEEN REPLACED BY SHOPPING MALLS
AND MUZAK FILLED THE AIR
FROM SENECA TO CUYAHOGA FALLS
SAID, A, O, OH WAY TO GO OHIO
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I used to have cousins up in Hicksville, and some friends from Columbus. Nice folks.
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Damn, now I know how people like Graverobber, POLAR, and Dearthair felt when a new wave of n00bs came in.
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Nice, looks like I'll be you-tubing some Yogi Bear tongight.
That's worth a heart-click.
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Nice bit of Jalopforensics there. I'm amused by the effort you put into that.
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References I will get: Top Gear, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama... um, I think that's it. But really, what else do you need?
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Hey, at least you got South Park on me, but I'm pretty bad about that--I bought this shirt because I have had many conversations that go just like it:
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I'm talking about cars, y'all!
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