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    Image of DerpJohnson DerpJohnson
    08/28/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    let's jerk ourselves off some more over this pizza thing
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    Image of layabout layabout
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    So all these years i've been saying Jalop-nik when you guys say it Jal-op-nik.......weirdos!
     Reply
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    Image of Carplanetzone1 Carplanetzone1
    08/27/09

    @layabout: Yeah, I say it the same way. Anyone know the official pronounciation?
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    layabout promoted this comment Carplanetzone1 was starred Carplanetzone1 was unstarred
    Image of Wunno Sev Wunno Sev
    08/27/09

    @layabout: I've always used the jull-OP-nick enunciation.
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    layabout promoted this comment Wunno Sev was starred Wunno Sev was unstarred
    Image of IppoJ IppoJ
    08/27/09

    @layabout: hmm, I also say it Jalop-nik. Afterall, one doesn't drive a Jay-loppy, it's a Juh-loppy.

    There, it's official. "Juh-lop-nik"
     Reply
    layabout promoted this comment IppoJ was starred IppoJ was unstarred
    Image of SwatLax SwatLax
    08/27/09

    @Carplanetzone1: Listen to Spinelli on the old Jalopnik Precasts. I'm pretty sure the founding editor knew what was up.

    Sigh... Ray when are you going to stop letting Adam Carolla step all over you and get back on the podcasts?
     Reply
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    Kudos guys!
     Reply
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    Hmmm
    Hey RAY..

    Are ya numbers and page views going up as of recently??

    Id love to know how much more traffic ya getting with the papa johns news...
     Reply
    FP - Activity resumes! promoted this comment Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was starred Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/27/09

    @Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face: An interesting, car-related story that still garners pageviews. Beats the hell out of irrelevant celebrity obituaries.
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    Edited by MushyHeirloom at 08/27/09 12:47 PM MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    08/27/09

    @FP - Activity resumes!: A

    nd holy shit.. do I ever try and find interesting car news on the papers... (besides washpost.com / latimes.com / detroitnews.com / nytimes.com..)

    Fuckers sub it out to cars.com!!!
     Reply
    Edited by Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face at 08/27/09 1:01 PM Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was starred Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    Yo dawg, I heard you like blogs. So we put ya blog on the news on yo blog so you can read what ya read while ya comment on ya comments.
     Reply
    TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/27/09

    @TimTim: and no, I'm not apologizing for that.
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    TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    So this means free Jalopniks Breakfast Scotch for everyone.
     Reply
    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    Jalopnik made the Washington Post coverage too.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    I'm glad they outroed with the Mastercard commecial ripoff.

    Where's the auto promotion tag?
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    "The story of love lost and love found". That is so touching....I may cry. It's like boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy finds girl, and they drive off into the sunset in their Camaro.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/27/09

    @skaycog and friends: With a pizza.
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @skaycog and friends: More like boy meets girl, boy marries girl, girl meet another boy and bails taking Cutlass and half his shit with her. Boy tries to figure out what the hell went wrong. I mean Camaro, yeah Camaro.

    Maybe that's not it at all.
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg:
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    @Novaload Welcomes the Returning Jezuits !: Wish I had thought of that.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: +1
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: Know what I learned from your experience? The nice shit stays in my Firebird.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: Nice song...easy to dance to.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: I'll give that a good COTD nomination.
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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @FP - Activity resumes!: I am simply here to act as a warning to others and as a prime example of how not to do things.

    I'm honored anyone took anything away from that experience, except some really nice hardware of course.
     Reply
    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @pauljones:

    You flatter me...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: I'm sorry you had that kind of experience. But you know what? We learn from those experiences. Ms. Phil
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: I'm sorry you had that kind of experience. But you know what? We learn from those experiences. Ms. Phil
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @skaycog and friends: I'm gettin' too old to be learning stuff. Everything I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten...

    1. Pretty girls in nice dresses are bitches
    2. Big mean assholes always get their way
    3. You're a piece of shit if you don't have money

    YMMV ;-)
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: +1

    That gave me a good laugh. There are days when I feel exactly the same way.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: You're never too old for anything, especially learning.

    1. Take their dresses off then.
    2. Then be a bigger asshole.
    3. Having money doesn't make you a smaller piece of shit.

    Ms. Phil
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @skaycog and friends:

    1. They get grumpy when you do that in kindergarten. Ah hell, everyone I've ever tried it on has gotten grumpy.

    2. I'm practicing but I'm not doing it right as I just adopted an old sick dog from a shelter.

    3. I'm guessing I won't find the answer to that one.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @skaycog and friends: But you have an excellent parlay...
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    08/27/09


    @mytdawg:

    My new minion. He's not very evil though.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: Stick with your dog...man's best friend. ;)
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    08/27/09

    @skaycog and friends: My only other choices were the priesthood or panhandler. I went with the dog.
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    08/27/09

    @mytdawg: I took panhandler. The hours are good.
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    skaycog and friends promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    So...slow news day for ABC, yesterday, eh?

    /ultra-sarcastic
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    I've had a few friends mention when it comes to Auto News they come to me. I tell them when they come to me I go to Jalopnik.

    I even finally got a facebook account only because of Jalopnik.

    Congrats on the story, the work that went into helping Papa John out and everything else you do.
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    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    Go ahead, pat yourself on the back. You deserve it.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    So is Ray jealous of Matt now?
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    Image of CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    I like how they grayed over the "Cotomer Sevis" Tag - haha!
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    Ray Wert promoted this comment CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom was starred CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom was unstarred
    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    08/27/09

    In reply to Yes, That Was Jalopnik On ABC News
    Man...

    Who needs porn..
    When ya got jalopnik.

    My wife actually accused me of cheating.. cause I she heard me laughing and talking to myself.

    I was laughing so hard at a bunch of the posts on here..
    I showed her the site.. and the post.. and she now just ignores me..

    Im jus a jalopin fool...

    I do have one question..
    Are we car "lovers", or just really fuckin obsessed?
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    Edited by Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face at 08/27/09 12:15 PM Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was starred Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was unstarred
    Image of Fat Tire Fat Tire
    08/27/09

    @Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face: Seriously. This is more addictive than nudie girlz on the interwebz therefore more NSFW.
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    08/27/09

    @Fat Tire:

    You arent kidding...

    I spend more time.. on here going back and forth through comments and posts.. than any of the filthiest XXXXXX porn site out there.

    Worst part...
    When I get done my porn site.. I come right back here.

    Im probably more turned on.. by seeing any of the variety of car pics.. than some girl's tits.

    Im so shameful.
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    scroggs promoted this comment Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was starred Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    08/27/09


    @Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face: By that logic, I'm a pornographer.
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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    08/27/09

    @scroggs:

    DUDE

    Man

    WOW.

    Count me in!
     Reply
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