Jalopnik: Official Car Pundit Drinking Game

How Many Drinks Was That? Wert Discusses Ford's Capital Ideas

Matt Hardigree — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:15:00 EST

Ray took some time out of his busy LA Auto Show coverage schedule to speak with CNBC reporter (and possible future deputy mayor of LA ) Michelle Lee about the not-so-Big Three's Washington, D.C. problem and Ford's presence as the only domestic automaker actually showing off new cars. Take a drink anytime that Ray says any variation of the world "capital" and it should be a good Thursday afternoon. [CNBC]

Watch As Wert Attempts To Link The LA Auto Show To The Detroit Bailout

Matt Hardigree — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:00:00 EST

Those of you who enjoyed our esteemed editor Ray Wert on The Coblert Report should get out the shot glasses as we have another round of the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game today at approximately 11:45 am (EST) on CNBC. The topic will be the LA Auto Show and Wert's challenge will be to try to talk about green cars, luxury convertibles and exotics within the frame of the automaker bailout. It'll be live from the floor of the show because we've been banned from using the Gawker private plane to travel. Tune in and drink up.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: eMerging Conflicts Edition

Matt Hardigree — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Our very own El Werto Dinero will be on CNBC at 11:30 am to talk about the GM-Chrysler merger and how quickly all of those important changes can be made to achieve some kind of cost savings to the companies. Unlike other recent appearances, we'll probably have more than 20 seconds to drink during this version of the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game. If you're in front of a TV and work at Sterling-Cooper, join the rest of us in raising an Old Fashioned and snark to autopunditry.

How Many Drinks Was That? Colbert Gives Jalopnik A Hummer Edition

Ray Wert — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:30:00 EDT

I feel this morning, after my few fleeting moments on The Colbert Report last night in a segment called "The Difference Makers" on the National Hummer Club, giddy as a little schoolboy. Despite my obvious concern that I'd be the butt of the joke, I was relieved to find I escaped unscathed — certainly doing better than GM Vice Chairman "Maximum" Bob Lutz. But, thanks to the Hummer Club coming through with some seriously juicy A-game level quotes, my ass was spared — only taking a minor humorous hit from an on-screen double entendre. Frankly, given the 40 minutes of nervous Q&A I went through last week where the segment producer extracted quite a few potential sharp-edged zingers, I figured I'd probably take a bigger hit than a throw-away blow job joke. But, despite the setting not being the usual places of punditry, it's now time to ask the same question we always ask after a night playing the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game. How many drinks was that? If you missed the segment — hit the jump to see it in full from Hulu, or follow this link to the Colbert Nation website to see my two cut-ins there.

[Hulu via Colbert Nation]

The Post Where We Casually Mention Our Appearance Tonight On The Colbert Report

Ray Wert — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:01:00 EDT

OMG! So, if you happen to have your TV on tonight at 11:30 EST, you may want to flip over to Comedy Central's Colbert Report as we've buried our hatchet with Stephen (we know he's apologized in his heart). I'll be appearing on tonight's show (depending on whether they run the piece tonight — I've been told these things are mighty finicky) in a taped segment (sorry guys, no head-to-head a la Lutz) on Hummer. I've no idea whether I'll be pro-Hummer, anti-Hummer or somewhere in between. What I do know is that I'm more than likely going to look like an ass. You know what? I'm OK with that. But, as we always do, regardless of the outlet, it's now time for another round of the world's only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game. So, as I join "Maximum" Bob Lutz as the only other car guy to make it on The Report, what're tonight's rules?

UPDATE: I've just been told I literally have two lines. So make these rules count commentariat!

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Crazy Time Merger Talks Edition

Ben Wojdyla — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:20:00 EDT

It's Friday afternoon, the auto industry is yet again in turmoil and that can only mean one thing: Lock the office door 'cause it's time for the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as CNBC has Wert pundificating on the GM-Chrysler merger talks and the potential for job losses therein. Tune in to "Street Signs" at 2:10 as this once wild-eyed rumor grows legs and starts running. For the drinking rules on this edition, we think you better step it up with recommendations pushing the boundaries of logic, similar to these merger talks. What's that? You're new to our early afternoon "drinking game?" Here's the down-low, now go get crazy.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Begging For Billions Edition

Ben Wojdyla — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT

Time to fire up your Friday afternoon flasks again for the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as CNBC has asked the boss to gab about the proposed Federal loan guarantees for the big domestic automakers. Tune in to "Street Signs" at 2:20 to watch as he repeatedly corrects the talking heads who will call it a bailout instead of a loan the taxpayers will probably profit from. This one promises to be full of financial industry talking points; We'll need extra intoxication to get through it, so drop some mean rules in the comments today. If you're new to our early afternoon "drinking game" — here's the rules — there are many like them, but these are ours.

Prepare Yourself For The First Ever Secret Subject Official Car Pundit Drinking Game

Ben Wojdyla — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:20:00 EDT

Get your expense account fired up for yet another edition of the Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as the Wertster has been asked to play the pontificator on CNBC about...about... something. Tune in to CNBC at 2:20 PM EST to find out whether it's pundification about the role of the Ford Ka in the next James Bond film or the pending stupendous market domination of the big three. Also, give us the drinking game rules in the comments below. And if you're as unclear about this whole "drinking game" thing as we are about Wert's topic, these are the rules; since its a Friday and we don't know the subject, lets make them extra devious today.

Gentlemen, Start Your Tabs: Wert On CNBC This Afternoon Talking SUV Taxes

Matt Hardigree — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:30:00 EDT

Yet another round of the official car pundit drinking game today at 2:20 pm (EST) as our very own Wert wrestles with the topic of taxing them big-ass sport utility vehicles on CNBC. While it may not be as much fun as what Siler is wrestling with, we get to watch the destruction live. Do you think taxing SUVs is the way to go? Is it blasphemy? Start the debate below.

Wert On CNBC This Afternoon Talking GM-Ford Tie-Ups

Matt Hardigree — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:05:00 EDT

Our fearless leader will be on CNBC this afternoon at 2:20 pm (EST) talking about the GM-Ford collaboration and, hopefully, adding more fuel to the QOTD fire. He'll also be talking about tie-ups and whether or not Rick Wagoner should stay on as CEO. No word on if he'll bring up the fact that Rick Wagoner looks like Abraham Lincoln.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Fonda Ain't Got A Hybrid In The Back Of Her Honda

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT

Time to belly up to the bar yet again for the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game as the boss-man's been asked to spend a few minutes on CNBC to talk about Honda's earningsgasm. He'll be answering a question similar to what we asked you today in the Question of the Day — is Honda's small car strategy the right strategy? Tune in to "Street Signs" on CNBC at 2:15 PM EST to find out. Also, give us the drinking rules in the comments below. If you're a little foggy on this whole "drinking game" thing — here's the rules, learn them, love them, then make your own.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: 2012! 2012! 2012!

Matt Hardigree — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:40:00 EDT

With news that GM may be halting new truck development, our good friends at the Fox Business Network just had to have us back, which means another episode of the official car pundit drinking game. We get more name love (drink) from Stuart Varney and even argue a bit with the lovely Tracy Byrnes. Though she doesn't want the Civic, it was the best selling car in May. Just saying. And to Buckster, I took your advice and gave "1984 Tom Cruise" his hair back.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Early In The Morning Edition

Ray Wert — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:25:08 EDT

I'll be on NPR's The Bryant Park Project tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM talking about whether Japanese automakers create more environmentally friendly cars than American automakers. My answer will be a resounding no. Feel free to play along with some early morning shots of mimosa and some new rules in the comments below. If all of this sounds unfamiliar to you, read through this for the gist of it. [Bryant Park Project]

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Luxury Cars And WTF Is High-Test Fuel?

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

For those of you who don't get Fox Business Network but do like to drink in the middle of the day, we've pulled down the video of Hardigree rapping about fuel prices and luxury cars. You can just see him start to have a stroke as Stuart Varney starts asking about "High-Test" instead of premium fuel. We're going to add "massive eyebrow shifts" to the rules of the official car pundit drinking game so call a cab or take the train home. But hey, Stuart likes the name so maybe he didn't notice Matt having a stroke...

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Jalopnik Editor Gets Crazy Like A Fox Over Gas Prices

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:30:00 EDT

It's been awhile since we last had a chance to hoist some drinks over a Jalopnik editor hitting the airwaves. Luckily, our intrepid associate editor in Chicago is giving us a chance to drown our sorrows over the high price of gas on the Fox Business Channel this afternoon at 1:35 EST. Matt "Holla-Holla" Hardigree will be going toe-to-toe with Stuart "Little" Varney and they'll be talking about whether luxury cars are taking as big a hit on the new sales market as SUV's. If you don't know the rules of how the game is played, head over here to check them out. If you do (or once you do, we should say) hit the jump and get to providing us some new rules for the world's only official car pundit drinking game. Then, if you happen to be in one of the plethora of media markets with FBC, turn on the boob-tube, pop open your favorite libation, and get ready to play.

If anyone's interested in a little bit of ...

Ray Wert — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:15:00 EST

If anyone's interested in a little bit of early morning Christmas Eve Official Car Pundit Drinking Game action, I'll be on CNBC's Squawk Box tomorrow morning at 7:50 AM talking GM price increases. So feel free to wake up early and mix up a bloody mary for some morning alcohol action before work.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: "Lamest Strike Ever" Is Totally The New "Hollywood Strike"

Ray Wert — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:15:00 EDT

If anyone happened to be up at the ungodly hour of 7:00 AM, and happened to have "America's Business Channel" on, they'd have caught yours truly punditing his red-eyes off on CNBC's ~~"On The Money"~~ Squawk Box. The topic was the existentialist nature of the widening net of social control. OK, not really — it was the UAW-Chrysler mini-strike of course — didn't you read the post we dropped at like 5:00 AM today? So what was the highlight of the appearance? How about getting "Lamest. Strike. Ever." onto the air? While we doubt it'll get the same play as "Hollywood Strike" did this morning, maybe it'll have legs — because it'd be totally cooler to have that used in the lede of a Times front pager.

Sleep Or Drinking Game?

Ray Wert — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:24:39 EDT

If anyone's interested and happens to either still be awake at this ongodly hour (or just waking up) — I'll be on CNBC's "Squawk Box" this morning talking about the "Lamest. Strike. Ever." at 7:00 AM. Just want you always wanted with your corn flakes — Chrysler, the UAW and me.

Too Early To Drink: Jawing On The UAW Strike Of Chrysler

Ray Wert — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:15:00 EDT

In case anyone happened to be watching CNBC's new show, "The Call" this morning at the ungodly hour of 11:00 AM, they may have noticed a familiar face getting his strike swerve on with Melissa Francis, Phil LeBeau & Co. Watch it, if only for the comic delight of watching me attempt to sound interested in what I'm beginning to believe is the second pro forma strike of a US automaker in as many weeks. Woo. Hoo. Yay — and we couldn't even drink — it was too darn early.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Is The UAW Relevant?

Ray Wert — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:15:00 EDT

We mean, they did shut down a Fortune 500 company for two-and-a-half days so I'd probably have to say at the moment they are. Be that as it may, I'll be on CNBC's "On The Money" at 7:00 PM EST tonight answering that question among other laborgasmic issues in the wake of the end of the multi-day strike of General Motors and the landmark labor agreement — so turn it on to hear the answer. Or turn it on just to watch Melissa Francis. Either way we'll bet the CNBC folks will be happy. Oh, and before we forget — drop us some new rules in the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game in the comments below. And as always, if you're confused about what's going on — hit up here for the answers.

How Many Drinks Was That? GM-UAW Strike Edition

Ray Wert — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:00:00 EDT

Well, folks — it looks like the usual guy who writes this on strike again today too, so it's up to me to talk about myself. Fine. I guess I can handle that. Here goes:

I talked about the UAW and GM and stuff.

OK, that sucked — anyway, I did my job and now it's time for you to answer the real question — how many drinks was that?

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: The Strike Can Totally Happen Edition

Ray Wert — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:06:38 EDT

It turns out the folks who normally do this post for me while I'm getting primped and my hair put in curlers when I've got a TV appearance apparently belong to one of the UAW locals who've gone on strike. Thus, I'm forced today to write this myself. I'll be on CNBC tonight at the top of the 7:00 EST hour to go On The Money with Melissa Francis on today's big news story. No, not Halo 3. The other big news story — the UAW strike against General Motors. And it looks like if the above name drop from CNBC's any indication, maybe Melissa will finally agree that a strike's a possibility. Not like I'll be saying "I told you so." Now, while I rush to figure out how to put on an IFB device on my own, you can get off the picket line and do your job — come up with some rules to tonight's drinking game. As always, if you're confused — please take a look through our past drinking rounds.

How Many Drinks Was That? Invisible Drinking Game And GM Earnings Edition

Ray Wert — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:45:00 EDT

We didn't have time to run an official drinking game last night, but our senior editor from Detroit was on CNBC last night talking GM earnings. So help us out and tell us how many drinks it would have been if we'd been playing with the rest of our rules.

How Many Drinks Was That? Exploding Street Edition

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:30:00 EDT

We've got to admit Wert looks much more poised than we thought he'd look after his encounter with the exploding streets of Manhattan. The man still has a job to do — talking Chrysler and taking Colbert Report guest Tyson Slocum down a notch or two — although he should have reminded him we've still got Colbert on our own "notice" list. But now it's time for you to do your job and help us answer the question: How many drinks was that?

Drinking Caps On: Tonight We're Drinking A Mug Of CAFE

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:00:00 EDT

Our senior editor from Detroit's been called into service yet again to have a pundigasm on air on CNBC's On The Money. Tonight he'll be helping answer the question: "Will congress mandating fuel economy standards kill Detroit?" While he figures out how in the name of Exxon he'll answer that by 7:00 PM EST tonight, you can help by coming up with some new rules. As always, if you're confused as to what's going on — take a run through our Official Car Pundit Drinking Game tag. Trust us, it'll all become as clear as a thrice-used beer mug.

Wert Talks Transformers On CNBC

Ray Wert — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:00:00 EDT

Wert had his chance to spend some time on national tee-vee (so what if it's basic cable — national is still national, right?) talking Transformers. Now it's your turn to help us figure out the most important question since "Should I give the matrix to Ultra Magnus?" Yup, how many drinks was that?

Related:
Our Official Car Pundit Drinking Game coverage; our Transformers coverage [internal]

Don The Drinking Hats For A Transformers-Based Robogasm!

Ray Wert — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:15:00 EDT

Our intrepid senior editor from Detroit's been called into service to talk robots in disguise tonight at around 7:30 PM EST on CNBC's "On The Money." Apparently he's become quite the talker on Transformers of late — so if you can't catch him tonight, feel free to read all about his predilection for car-robots in USA Today from the other day. That article was of course, a reprint of the article that hit the Freep not more than two days prior. But while he's off getting powdered up, it's our turn to make up some new drinking rules. So get your caps on and drop some new rules in the comments below. If you're at all lost — feel free to start here to clear up any confusion.

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The Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Yeah, That Hybrid's Got A Hemi!

Ray Wert — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:45:00 EDT

Well, it looks like our senior editor from the D is taking is show to the boob tube this evening where he'll be talking about the Chrysler Group's new Hemi hybrids. He'll be On The Money this evening on CNBC at 7:39 EST and while he's powdering his nose, it's time for us to come up with some new drinking game rules. If for any reason you're confused as to what the heck we're talking about with this here drinkin' game — check this out for all the details.

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How Many Drinks Was That? Wert Responds "Whoa"-lly Inappropriately

Ray Wert — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:00:00 EDT

I don't want to spend too much time being self-referential, but here's what I should have said last night instead of "Whoa!" Oh, if only I'd been able to channel my inner Dan Aykroyd, then I'd have had both more wit and less — umm — eye gyrations. – Ray Wert

Big 3 Automakers And Labor: How Will Talks Play Out? [CNBC]; Saturday Night Live [NBC]

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How Many Drinks Was That? Whoa, Wert...Whoa

Ray Wert — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:30:00 EDT

Wert was On The Money last night, arguing whether union negotiations can "Save Detroit" with "Hey" Micki Maynard, Detroit Bureau chief of the New York Times and author of "The End Of Detroit." At some point in the convo (maybe at exactly 01:42 left), we're not sure how it happened or even why, but for some strange reason our senior editor from the D decided things just needed to slow down for a minute. Then, just like "Whoa," things did just that. Maybe he was merely trying to figure out what next to say? We guess we'll just never know what that may have been. Now all we need to do is determine just how many drinks was this round of the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game.

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: The Union Between Automaker And The Guys Who Make Autos

Ray Wert — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 16:30:00 EDT

Well kids — it's once again time to don the thinking caps before the drinking caps. Our senior editor from the city that ~~never sleeps~~ barely has a pulse will be heading down to WDIV tonight at ~~7:00 PM~~ 7:30 PM to catch the satellite waves to Jersey. That's right, he'll be on CNBC's On The Money and he'll be talking about unions and labor negotiations — and "whether or not they can save Detroit automakers." And that means it's time for another round of the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game — and so it's time for some new rules. As always, if you're confused, feel free to head here to get the full story.

UPDATE: We've just heard that the other player in the drinking game this evening is none other than Micki Maynard — le bureau chief de Detroit of the paper that's all about the news as long as it's fit to print. Take a shot if she mentions there's two signatures on each contract.

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How Many Drinks Was That: Wert Has A Transformers-Induced Robogasm On CNBC's "On The Money"

Ray Wert — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:45:00 EDT

Some say he could probably be temporarily dubbed the Gawker Media "Transformers Editor," others say he's a fan-boy with a penchant for a robogasm. All we know is our suddenly tieless senior editor from Detroit was talking the business of robots in disguise last night on CNBC's On The Money. So let's add them up folks, how many drinks was that?

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Wert To Have Robogasm On CNBC?

Ray Wert — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:00:00 EDT

That's right, Wert stopped by some affiliate station in the city of Toledo on his way down to cover the Dreamy festivities it's time for another episode of the only official car pundit drinking game in the known universe. Our senior editor from the D will be talking On The Money about the business behind the Transformers movie ~~live~~ taped tonight at 7:00 PM EST on CNBC. But now it's your turn to come up with the rest of the rules in the comments below. If you're in any way lost, feel free to check out our full drinking game coverage. Oh, and we'll just say it now — down a fifth if he even mentions "robogasm."

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How Many Drinks Was That: Wert Gabs About Chrysler

Ray Wert — Tue, 15 May 2007 14:00:00 EDT

The only question we've got for Wert is: Fake bake much there? The only question we've got for you is: How many drinks was that?

On The Money [CNBC.com]

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Saying Goodbye To The German-American Hybrid

Ray Wert — Mon, 14 May 2007 17:15:00 EDT

With word today the Chrysler Group would no longer continue to be the 'merican side of the German-American hybrid, the folks who always have money on the mind have asked Wert to reprise his role as talking head this evening. In addition to the topic, the time's 7:20 PM EST, the place as always is CNBC's On The Money. Your job? That's simple — come up with some new rules for the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game in all of the known universe. As a bonus, let's also come up with some new nicknames for the automaker formerly known as the 'merican side of the German-American hybrid.

On The Money [CNBC.com]

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Breaking Even: CNBC's Phil LeBeau "Causes" Accident In Front Of GM World Headquarters!

Ray Wert — Thu, 03 May 2007 12:02:57 EDT

The message the General's giving on their earnings is that the NorAm operational net losses were only $46 million, an amount Rick Wagoner said this morning live on CNBC was "essentially breaking even." OK, that's a total load of crap — especially considering the automaker has sold more cars globally during the first quarter than ever before. Given that, one would assume they'd have to find a way to actually sell some cars here in NorAm to make some money — instead of producing 192,000 less — or else have a gameplan to when they're going to do that via their ever-running turnaround effort. But although Phil LeBeau's only sort of buying that spin, the bigger story is the little jam-up he may have just caused on Jefferson Avenue downtown a few minutes ago. As you can see, us Detroiters love CNBC so much we're willing to risk getting smashed up in order to gawk at pundits on the street live in front of a camera. And that's why I always talk indoors — less risk of injury to my fellow Metro Detroiters. I'm just trying to do my part. – Ray Wert

GM's CEO Says North American Operations Can Be Profitable [CNBC.com]

How Many Drinks Was That? Wert Was Close Enough To Touch Melissa Francis

Ray Wert — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:05:10 EDT

Immediately after coming off the air last night we got the low-down from Wert on his first in-studio on-air antics with the marvelous Melissa "Money Bunny" Francis. Here's what he had to say, you know, like a "behind-the-scenes" kind of thing:

1.) Melissa is VERY hot.
2.) Melissa is A LOT shorter than I am.
3.) The cameras move around like little robots.
4.) "On The Money" main-man Bill McCandless rides around on a "Cruzin Cooler Motorized Scooter."
5.) Did I mention Melissa is VERY hot.
6.) Hot women make me fumble punchlines and close my eyes to think so as not to fumble lines having nothing to do with 'punch.'
6.) The production staff moves VERY fast and they're VERY competent. They'd probably make good bloggers.
7.) If the DaimlerChrysler board of directors approves this Tracinda proposal, I'll eat my hat. Or I would if I wore one.
8.) There's something else I'll save for Monday — an addition to the drinking game that may involve a prize.

Now that we've got that debrief, and before the holiday weekend begins, let's answer the more important question — how many drinks was that?

On The Money [CNBC.com]

How Many Drinks Was That? Jalopnik Editor Jaws On The Cost Of The EPA Huffing Tailpipes

Ray Wert — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:24:48 EDT

Wert was totally adorable last night while busting out some hard core facial expressions "On The Money" last night on CNBC. We've got the video above, so take a look and answer for us the golden question of the only Official Car Pundit Drinking Game — how many drinks was that?

On The Money [CNBC]

Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: New York Auto Show Edition

Ray Wert — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:17:19 EDT

So Wert's in the city that's large, red and delicious, and he's just told us he'll be on the usual station speaking about — huffing tailpipes. No wait, we kid — sort of. He'll be offering up his best punditification on CNBC at 7:30 on "On The Money." The topic? Tailpipe emissions and the recent Supreme Court decision. What's that mean for us? Well, it means we've got to come up with some new rules. And as always, if you're confused, feel free to check out the full game in all its glory here.

On The Money [CNBC.com]

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The Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: We Love The "Money Bunnies," But We Miss The "Stock Stud"

Ray Wert — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:29:02 EDT

We're sorry we're not using the normal OCPDG graphic this evening, but to tell you the truth, we kinda miss Dylan "Stock Stud" Ratigan — in a totally hetero man-love kind of way. The man's got an on-air gravitas that makes listening to financial news and views an interesting and appealing process. Yes, we know you don't have to really twist our arms to get us to watch the current On The Money "Money Bunnies," Melissa Francis and Margaret Brennan, but although they're both equally intelligent as they are totally foxy (Rowr!), we still miss the "Stock Stud." He's the only one we know that can equal out the level of cockiness Wert exudes in his auto pundit performances. But we digress, Dylan's moved out of the middle of the "Money block" and gone on to ~~Times Square~~ a land of milk and "Hunny"...and anyway, we're supposed to be talking about Wert, aren't we? He'll be talking hybrids tonight at 7:30 PM EST on CNBC's show that's always following on top of the money, and that means it's time for some new rules. And as always, if you're a bit lost, just take a trip back down memory lane to see all of our Official Car Pundit Drinking Game coverage.

On The Money [CNBC.com]

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