@Sloop_John_B: Look at it this way: These guys are the reason you can buy an unmolested Mk. IV twin-turbo for what seems like stupid money today, but will fetch low eight figures (when we factor in inflation) at Barrett-Jackson in 20 or 30 years.
Hey this gives me a great idea for my Wizard mural on my panel van. All I need to do is rig a tazer gun to shoot out of the top of his magic staff and I will be all set!
Am I the only one who finds Jalopnik months behind when it comes the the automotive randomness that circulates the forums? This was floating around a good 12+ months ago.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
Holy sweet mother of Jalopnik sainthood. That's actually kind of cool. Sure, in that ricer, ghetto with money kind of way. But a decent idea, none the less.
@MDMAtheSentiments: Hail Megan, full of win, our Bruce is with thee. Blessed art thou among hot twentysomething celebrities, and blessed are the giant robot movies you star in. Pray for us hoons, now and during all Le Mons races, and at the hour we crash through the Pearly Gates backwards and on fire. Amen.
@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: I find that the best way to change my avatar is uploading it twelve times in a row, coming back hours later, and uploading it twelve more times. It usually changes three or four weeks after that.
@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: That means you haven't bought the Premium package when you got your Gawker membership. Just fork over 20 stars to our overlord Herr Denton and you'll get your precious functionality.
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Clearly performance is not their goal, so why molest a decent car.
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I don't want it on MY car, but for someone else's car, no problem.
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But can it fire lightning out of it's arse and crap thunder?
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Did you honestly think that I could resist?
I am on a role with dumbass comments today, and I couldn't possibly let that opportunity go by. It was just too good.
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When you click on your profile page, it doesn't offer you the "edit profile" button to the right of your name?
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Have you contacted the commenting admin, a Mr. Pete Gaines, about this issue?
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Send Pete an email. He is usually very good at responding to user issues. Click on his name in the sidebar, and it should give you his Jalopnik email.
He can probably figure out what the deal is.
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Looks like he deleted the rest of his fail lol
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