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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Nothin' sharkin' on Sharkdown Street
    Used to be the heart of town
    Don't tell me Miami ain't got no sharks
    You just gonna drag 'em 'round
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    Image of muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street

    !
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    ThreeLitre promoted this comment muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper was starred muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    07/24/09

    @muhnkee_2 - jaloping from sunny sao paulo: Off topic, but I'm glad you posted this car. Daimler claims this is the most aerodynamic shape possible, which suggests to me that the Insight didn't have to look exactly like a Prius in order to achieve the same aerodynamics. Not that this looks better, but....just sayin'.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Tonight!

    Jezza, Hamster and Cpt. Slow fly to Miami and set up a ramp....
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    In related news, Miami police were following a trail of shark scales and teeth and stumbled across a meth lab.

    That poor fish. As if life as a wild animal wasn't difficult enough. Being dragged, arse-first, by a couple of addled bums until they get frustrated and just leave you to bake to death, has to be just about as bad as it could possibly be. I think I'd rather be eaten - at least that would be quick.
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    Image of 55Hardtop 55Hardtop
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Being a Hialeah/Miramar native, I agree with the officer "It doesn't surprise me in Miami"
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    Image of Alf, in pog form Alf, in pog form
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    When a blog site reaches the point where it starts printing articles completely unrelated to the topic of it's original premise, it is said to have "Published The Shark"
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    Alphamazing promoted this comment Alf, in pog form was starred Alf, in pog form was unstarred
    Image of Alphamazing Alphamazing
    07/24/09

    @Alf, in pog form: When it's a slow news day, the editors find ways to keep their readers entertained.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/24/09

    @Alphamazing: When the boss is twittering from ComiCon, the fun comes back out.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Tough times indeed when even sharks are having to walk.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    They were almost completely backward in their attempt to reenact the Candygram sketch.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Sharks on a train?
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    Image of Alphamazing Alphamazing
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    *ding dong*
    Woman: Yes?
    Voice: Mrs. Arugglam?
    Woman: Hello?
    Voice: Mrs. Mrffalerfalerf?
    Woman: Who is it?
    Voice: Fish Salesmen, ma'am!
    Woman: Fish? Who needs fish?
    (pause)
    Voice: Hobos, ma'am!
    Woman: What do you need?
    Voice: Fles.... Food, ma'am!
    Woman: Well, alright.

    [Woman opens door, and is promptly run down by a BMW Z4.]
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    Edited by Alphamazing at 07/24/09 11:07 AM Alphamazing was starred Alphamazing was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/24/09

    @Alphamazing: OK, that was a funny. I was expecting a LAND SHARK! OMG!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/24/09

    @Alphamazing: Nicely done. COTD? Maybe!
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    07/24/09

    @Alphamazing:Very good. Land shark made me think of SNL also, but my first thought was beer.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street

    That reminds me of...
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    07/24/09

    @Tanshanomi: What's that Cadillac behind it(the one on the left?)?
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Pussy's.... go grab a real shark... like a hammerhead or something....
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    Image of Alphamazing Alphamazing
    07/24/09

    @Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: I tried to find a hammer shaped like a hammerhead shark. I searched "hammer shark".

    This is what came up:
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    Edited by Alphamazing at 07/24/09 11:10 AM Alphamazing was starred Alphamazing was unstarred
    Image of Alphamazing Alphamazing
    07/24/09


    @Alphamazing:
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    07/24/09

    @Alphamazing: That is hands down the funniest thing I will see all day. Period.
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    Edited by ThreeLitre at 07/24/09 11:45 AM ThreeLitre was starred ThreeLitre was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Friday jumped the shark early this week.
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    Image of LoganSix LoganSix
    07/24/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Nice.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment LoganSix was starred LoganSix was unstarred
    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    This is the weirdest Down on the Street Bonus Edition ever.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/24/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: It's a spy shot of the Fisker Karma.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07/24/09

    In reply to Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street
    Obviously, the homeless men caught this Nissan 370Z in the vulnerable period where it transforms from car into fish. The new Z-car can do this, but only just at sundown. And only in special circustances.
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