Heroic Korean Air VP Resigns After Trying To Save Us From Bagged Nuts

Yesterday, a hero was born. One woman, who happened to be the VP of Korean Air, had the guts to finally stand up to the tyranny that is mis-served nuts. When Heather Cho — a human — was served nuts in a bag, like a filthy animal, she ordered the plane back to the gate and took action. And for that selfless act of… » 12/09/14 12:23pm 12/09/14 12:23pm

Cheat on your gearhead girlfriend and she'll literally steal your nuts

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned," said an old dead English dude. Want proof? This Canadian classified ad seems to encapsulate just how stupid you'd have to be to be unfaithful to a girl whose mechanical ability you've recently insulted. » 11/09/11 10:30am 11/09/11 10:30am