U.S. Transportation Security officials have often been criticized for their handling of airline passengers in security lines all over the country, but one agent may have crossed the line when he hit Rep. Francisco Canseco (R-Texas) in the balls.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned," said an old dead English dude. Want proof? This Canadian classified ad seems to encapsulate just how stupid you'd have to be to be unfaithful to a girl whose mechanical ability you've recently insulted.

Fresh nuts! Get 'em while they're hot! You can own the greatest NASCAR collectors item since this piece of roundy-round merchandising.

Unwilling to dig into the cold earth, some enterprising squirrels have been sneaking nuts into the engine of one man's Renault Modus. When mechanics removed the filter of James Cresswell's auto they found two pounds worth of nuts, which is 10 ounces more than what the manufacturer recommends. The mechanics mentioned…