Mega Mumbo: Australian Car Wash To Go Topless, Offer Lap Dances

In the continuing saga of "Why Australia is Better Than Your Country," a Brisbane car wash has gotten approval to let naked women wash your car. And if that's too dull, you can get a lap dance while you wait. Seems that Australia has been hit pretty hard by drought, so most cities have banned people from washing… »5/18/07 2:00pm5/18/07 2:00pm

Boob It Now! UK Woman Selling Honda To Buy Breast Implants

Now here's a woman who truly knows what she wants — and it ain't her Honda Civic 1.6 VTEC. What this woman wants...nay — what this woman, according to her, needs — is a bigger set of breasts. And she's determined to get them — even if it means selling her beloved Honda on eBay. The winner receives not only the… »7/05/06 12:59pm7/05/06 12:59pm

Young Mooninites: FL Woman Busted For Letting Kids Flash Motorists

Apologies to our man Andrew for the hed, but we couldn't pass it up. When underage ass, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Krucoff all hit in some kind of otherworldly-nexus-style trifecta, we're powerless to resist the reference. Teresa Shoultz, of Mims, Florida, is in a bit of hot water for mentioning that when she was… »4/18/06 3:21pm4/18/06 3:21pm

Buy a Condo, Profile Like Magnum, See Painted Boobs

Denton henchman, Phamer's Almanacker and editorial whip-cracker Lockhart Steele's real-estate-oriented side gig, Curbed, features a bit on 255 Hudson, a collection of luxo-condominiums going for anywhere from the nine-hundred-thousands to the three-millions. Needless to say, we won't be buying one. But if say, like, … »2/28/06 5:31pm2/28/06 5:31pm

He's Goin' Where There's a Depression: IL Half-Naked Man Leads Police into Mud Pit

Ah, Belleville, IL, the town that brought us the modern alt-country movement with songs like "Graveyard Shift," "d. boon," and a magnificent cover of the Louvin' Brothers' "Atomic Power." A town neighboring Uncle Tupelo's birthplace puked up a bit of funny news today some Granite City cops spotted a man lying naked… »2/07/06 11:00am2/07/06 11:00am

After-Hours Dodge Lust: Nude Woman Poses With Challenger Concept at Detroit Show

Someone want to explain to us how a woman snuck into the Cobo center in Detroit Monday night, posed nude on the Dodge Challenger concept — surrounded by gawkers with cameraphones — and we did not get a single photo in our inbox? C'mon people, this is a give and take thing here. If you've got the shots, don't hold on… »1/18/06 10:30am1/18/06 10:30am