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Detroit, 5:57 AM
Mon Nov 23
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11/15/09
If this video doesn't help to sell a gazillion Bluetooth headsets, nothing will.... #bugattiveyron
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On behalf of fairness, the film clearly shows the bird being killed.
Please refrain from throwing the guy under the bus as the Pelican has already been thrown under the Bugatti. #bugattiveyron
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I could easily side with the guy being a douche, but that may depend on how many votes it will get me.
/four more years of a star - JC Whitless 2010
//this message brought to you by the committee to restar JC Whitless, because according to everyone he is totally restarreded. #bugattiveyron
11/14/09
Shit, this IS turning into a car guy Zapruder film! #bugattiveyron
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I live right down the road from that spot and I went there this morning. The object in the first square is trash on the side of the road, looks like one piece due to the point of view which is a few hundred feet before the second image. In reality it is two pieces one right behind the other from that angle.
The objects in the second square is the same two pieces of trash but viewed further down the road nearly next to them. You can see the seperation and the way they are laying that from the other view they could appear as one.
There was no bird. I video taped the scene and the two pieces of trash are obvious, no dead bird to be found and as flat and open as the road is (no shoulder drop off at all even) it is ridiculous to believe anything other than the guy gently steered the car right into the water. I will post the video of the scene on YouTube if needed.
This crash is a publicity money making scam along the lines of Balloon Boy and this guy should be promptly arrested for fraud.... #bugattiveyron
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11/13/09
Sure, mate, and this one's cheaper than usual. #bugattiveyron
11/13/09
BUDDY ON PHONE: "Oh? Any luck?"
VEYRON GUY: "Hell naaa, the market's not as soft as I thought it would be... damn Texans - resiliant bastards, they are."
BUDDY: "Well, wh-t're y- g-nna do?"
VEYRON GUY: "What, my cell signal's breaking up?"
BUDDY: "I said what're you gonna do, then?"
V.G.: "Hell I dunno."
BUDDY: "Dude, just dump the Veyron - I told you the upkeep & insurance would kick your ass."
V.G.: "How can I dump it? I overpaid for it... I can't get out clean."
BUDDY: "Well, y- c-d alw-ys...gmph-gblcx"
V.G.: "WHAT?"
BUDDY: "I said you could always ...gmph-gblcx -strchhckcjhck. Ha-ha, ha."
V.G.: "Seriously I can't hear you..."
BUDDY: "I said: YOU CAN ALWAYS DRIVE IT INTO A LAKE & COLLECT THE INSURANCE MONEY, HAHAHA!"
V.G.: "Dude, let me try to change batteries on this phone, I think it's going dea.... WOOOOOAHH!!!"
(***kersplash***)
BUDDY: "WTF was that?"
V.G.: "Dude, I just drove into a freakin' lake!"
BUDDY: "Hey, I was just kidding."
V.G.: "No really, I just did!"
BUDDY: "Well, problem solved... make sure you leave the engine running." #bugattiveyron
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The solemn vow that shaped one Lambo-lovin' young man's future. #bugattiveyron
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