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Renault Formula One Team Director's Wife Shows Off Her Assets, Her Chest Assets

Just in case you thought we only cared about Formula One when someone gets electrocuted or has kinky sex, we have a story that proves this isn't true. We also care when owners' attractive significant others go topless for magazines. In this case it's Elisabetta Gregoraci, the special lady of Renault Formula One managing director Flavio Briatore (who already knocked up Heidi Klum), wearing sheer clothing for Spanish mag Interviu, a publication known for showing boobs in between stories about international currency fluctuation and the politics of the modern Madrid. The Not-Safe-For-Work photos below the jump. More »

11:07 PM on Wed Jul 30 2008
By Matt Hardigree
23,966 views, 88 comments

Latest by LandofMinos,Top Gear Australia sucked, 2 out of 3 hosts MUST DIE: @layabout: more »

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Senna Hits Stray Dog, Ends Day At Turkish Grand Prix

We watched the first part of the Turkish Grand Prix this morning and after the first corner featured some serious car over car accident action and the Ferrari/Mercedes slap fest, we got a little bored and sought out better things to do with our Sunday. Our mistake. We missed the Bruno Senna stray dog destruction derby. Yep, Fido (do wild dogs have names?) and a friend wandered onto the track. Fido's friend escaped but Fido wasn't so lucky, and ended up being struck by Senna's right suspension. Both the suspension and the dog found their end. Yeah, Felipe Massa may have won the race, but we definitely know who lost. Poor, poor Fido. This video is not safe for members of the ASPCA, small children or anyone else with a strong dislike for seeing dogs accidentally run over on a track. [Eurosport and Youtube]

7:30 PM on Sun May 11 2008
By Ben Wojdyla
10,710 views, 49 comments

Latest by WillTheThrill3: Well, hell, someone had to clear the dog off of the damn track! The security guys couldn't do it and the dude working the flag must have been sleeping, or wondered what that yellow flag was for sitting next to the red and checkered one. PETA remarks........ more »

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Henry Ford Was A Dragon, Liked To Fuck Cars

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Penis Car Is Something To Get Excited About

Excited? Get it? It's because it's an erect penis! This moderately NSFW clip involves a young chap, two ladies and one hell of an unfortunately sub-compact penis car capable of becoming aroused. I'll have to admit, I was mildly surprised by the uncircumcised nature of the penis car. When modifying a car to look like a penis is the religious or cultural nature of the family taken into consideration? [Via]

3:30 PM on Wed Feb 27 2008
By Travis Hudson
8,616 views, 48 comments

Latest by TKWarrior: What's with all the penis jokes? All I saw was a guy driving a vette..... more »