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    Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers

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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Why is it that uptight conservatives are so concerned with what others do? FFS, it's a free country. Why doesn't he boycott smoking cigarettes in public or something? #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Yet in Sydney this week we had a city street full of people wearing bikinis and budgie-smugglers (Speedo swimmers) only causing offence in a humorous way when men with too much body hair join in on the near naked fun.

    What causes me offence and stirs the required ire to cause offence (as you're about to read) is these teetotaling nanny-state conservative god cunts who are concerned with taking the fun out of life. Why doesn't someone tell concerned citizen to FUCK OFF and stick an 800psi air-hose up his arse? #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    Quick, someone photoshop me a "Save the Bikini Baristas" T-Shirt with the above picture on it! #bikini
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    He could always, you know, go to Starbucks. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    This bud is for you... asshole #bikini
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    I work by this stand. She farks that way every day. #bikini
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    "Accordingly, he's set about surveilling these establishments". Sounds just like hiding in plain sight. I would surveil them too. #bikini
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    I just hope there won't be too much milk in my macchiato. #bikini
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers

    I find nothing wrong with bikini-clad baristas. I bet the shop owner has seen a rise in his profits.

    This is a coffee shop in Portland, Oregon. #bikini
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    11/12/09


    @skaycog: #bikini
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/12/09

    @skaycog: Where? I live in Portland, and my wife loves coffee and tatas :) #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    i'm not complaining about the uniforms... but that has got to be a major work-place safety issue...

    such brave, brave women. #bikini
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    Image of MrYuck MrYuck
    11/12/09

    @günter macbeetle
    I'd be more impressed if they were frying bacon. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @MrYuck: you, sir, have given me a new business idea..... indianapolis can never have enough bacon-joints... investors here i come with a business plan! #bikini
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    This is shameful behavior. The world needs more "sexy coffee". #bikini
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    11/12/09

    @Alfisted: Everyone knows that "coffee" and "bikinis" are inseparable.

    Aren't they? #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @TR3-A: They are now! #bikini
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    Image of jip1080 jip1080
    11/12/09

    @TR3-A: Not many people complain about a full cup. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    @jip1080: Damn, I wish I'd said that! Good one!

    I was going to try for a joke including cream and sugar but I decided against it. I'm old and easily embarrassed. #bikini
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/12/09

    @jip1080: This is way better that that other thing about girls and cups that I saw on the Intertoobz. #bikini
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
    So in other words, the douche who is setting this all up, and mad about this business hit on one of the girls and she told him to pound sand so now he is getting revenge. #bikini
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Mystery Seat From 20R Sprite Hell Project Lives On In Illegal Soapbox Derby Racer
    I don't wanna grow up,
    I'm a Jalopnik kid--
    I wanna go fast and I wanna skid
    So I can spin out--
    More smoke, more torque
    More fun, more quick!
    Jalopnik! #soapboxderby
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    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    11/08/09

    In reply to Mystery Seat From 20R Sprite Hell Project Lives On In Illegal Soapbox Derby Racer
    That's insane. I love it. Get wheelbarrow tires for it. Larger diameter, less rolling resistance. Makes for a better ride, as well, so your beer doesn't spill all over the place. #soapboxderby
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/08/09

    In reply to Mystery Seat From 20R Sprite Hell Project Lives On In Illegal Soapbox Derby Racer
    Ah, the ridiculously quick steering makes up for the tiny wheel. I get it now.

    Well approved, folks. I kinda wish I'd thought to do something like this... and, yeah, I'd probably have lawnmower wheels, too. #soapboxderby
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    Image of skitter skitter
    11/08/09

    @MushyHeirloom: Stump up for what we call 'forklift wheels' at Home Depot or Lowe's. Solid plastic is much faster than tires and the bearings are built for more weight, so they don't get quite as angry in single shear. #soapboxderby
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