George Carlin once said this about riding the bus: "Hey, never mind those people at the bus stop. If they knew anything, they wouldn't be riding the bus." One of those things people don't know is that their driver just might be masturbating while driving. Great.
A New Jersey Transit driver was found dead in his bus after it was parked, empty and idling, at a corner for five hours. No one seemed to notice the bus that never moved or the deceased driver.