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    Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
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    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    I saw someone driving a Sebring the wrong way down one of the only one-way streets in my town the other day. "Must be a rental car from out of town," I thought; then I lol'd.


    Sorry, that's all I've got.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    Versa's two years old

    In one more, 'twill be a bore

    At least you can't get on the highway

    The wrong way

    Don't be afraid

    It's worth the money that you paid

    Though your car won't get you laid

    You went the wrong way


    apologies to the ghost of Brad Nowell

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    01/30/09

    @Fluffy, Pushbroom: Fuckage. Ash seems to have beaten me to the punch. Again.


    I can't wait for him to take a vacation.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    The kid next door kinda developed the wrong way, too.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    Someone needs to invent a system for people who like to drink, because obviously this guy was fucking drunk, that monitors your position via GPS and when you get on the freeway going the wrong way disables your car and calls the cops.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    This is a summarily terrible idea for drivers like me, drivers that try to make their car beep in every way possible. If I can get my stability control to angrily "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" at me, I've done something right.


    Extend it to driving the wrong way down the street and we might have a problem.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    Can they use cells phones and GPS to locate the hot girls on the sidewalk so I can drive by, pound on the door panel and let out a loud "Oooooww!"?


    Because then I'd consider buying a Nissan.

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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    Announcing the 2010 Nissan Versa, Back Seat Driver Edition. Featuring our state-of-the-art Mother-in-Law constant monitoring system (pat. pending). You will be warned of every little detail on the road, in a shrill, annoying voice that never shuts up. Preset warnings include, "You're Going the Wrong Way!", "Slow Down!", "You Missed the Turn!", and "Oh God, Watch Out!"
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    Pedestrian 1: I think I hear a car coming, but it's coming from the wrong direction. Maybe we should get out of the middle of the roadway.


    Pedestrian 2: Wait a minute, I'm getting a text...

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    Annie's 12 years old, in four more she'll drive a car
    Nobody gonna tell her it's the wrong way
    Don't be disturbed with the quickness you'll hit curbs
    For your car won't be perturbed
    "It's the wrong way"
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    You'd think they'd post signs or something.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    01/30/09

    @averyrm: "Look, when they close a road, they put up BIG signs...like this one."
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    As if the car nagging me about my door being ajar wasn't enough...
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    It better be more effective than the "you left your turn signal on" ding on my grandpa's Buick. I once watched him drive nearly a mile and a half before he noticed it. Oh, and one night he did drive onto the freeway in the wrong direction. They revoked his license after that.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Nissan Developing Wrong Way, Pedestrian Collision Alert Technology
    I dunno. The constant bonging could be annoying as driving into oncoming traffic is the only way I've managed to shake off the Fuzz in a Versa.
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