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    The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    We need a contest to caption the trophy. I got nothing. World's Greatest Driver? Nah.
    Winner, All Samoa Demolition Derby?
    Truck Wrestling Champion?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Sure about that?
    [jackshoe.blogspot.com]
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    Image of t5brick t5brick
    10/08/09

    @Mad_Science: Funny, I've actually read about that parasite before.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of PHIL PHIL
    10/08/09

    @t5brick:

    South Bronx Parasite Baby!
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    Mad_Science promoted this comment PHIL was starred PHIL was unstarred
    Image of Otto Suksumake Otto Suksumake
    10/09/09

    @Mad_Science: jesus what is that
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    Image of avconsumer2 avconsumer2
    10/09/09

    @Otto Suksumake: tongue eating louse?! fuck!!? that's some nightmare material right there.
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    Image of skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube
    10/09/09

    @Mad_Science: "This is the only known case of a parasite functionally replacing a host organ."

    C R E E P Y
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    Mad_Science promoted this comment skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube was starred skulldriveshaft picasaweb and youtube was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    [www.pictureisunrelated.com]
    [www.yourargumentisinvalid.com]
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    Edited by IN THE FACE! at 10/08/09 6:18 PM IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Steffi Steffi
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Dude just won Monday Night Rehabilitation! Viva President Camacho!
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    Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. promoted this comment Steffi was starred Steffi was unstarred
    Image of Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too.
    10/08/09

    @Steffi: I hope my attorney Rico Pendejo, is representing him, too.
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    Edited by Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. at 10/08/09 8:56 PM Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. was starred Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Chuck Norris was here.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    10/08/09

    @.357: Win
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/08/09

    @.357: Is that guy bringing the trophy to him?
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    It's the guys from Four Wheeler Magazine taking back the 2004 "Truck of the Year" Trophy.
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    YankBoffin promoted this comment Edited by VeeArrrSix at 10/08/09 4:53 PM VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/08/09

    @VeeArrrSix: I laughed.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    The Previa is a strange looking vehicle. Like an upside down bathtub on wheels.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/08/09

    @engineerd: I like freaks who notice things nobody else does. Let me buy you a bathtub of brefass scotch.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    10/09/09

    @Novaload: Damn you, you made me look at that stupid picture a second time!
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    So here I was, beautiful American Samoa and I must say it was the strangest day of my life... First I wake up... I heard something about there being a H1N1 outbreak, so I donned the customary breathing mask, but I would not stop from participating in my Activities that day. The reason I came to this crazy little island is a whole different story in its own right, involving a hooker, 14 keys of Casey Jones Special, a plastic bag, some gold spray paint and a sport I'm particularly good at. See, the sport was the first domino in the cause and effect trail that would lead to American Samoa. You may not know this but I am Malachi, Professional Bowling Guy. I needed some money to go to American Samoa, for the Semi-Hemispheric Multi National Samoan Classic, so like all other god fearin` citizens I started selling the cocaine for the money. While on the corner one day I met a particularly purty prostitute who was payin` for college one john at a time. She had the whitest tooth I've ever seen. She asked if I could help her pay her way buying giving me some of the Coke money I was rollin` in... I said sure, meet me up at my apartment and I'll help you out. Well, she may-a-bin purty but she shure was dum. I got her to come over and huff some paint, and when she done passed out I stole her money and ran for the airport with ma` keys. When I got to the airport they were curious about my lugage but I just letem know that it was artifical snow and they let me go. Thats how I ended up in American Samoa. Then I finally got to my bowlin` semihemi multinat championship and bowled the day of my life. I won the whole gosh darn thing ya know? So here I am in my Rental Titan tryin to do a line a Casey Jones Special when the 5-0 show up. I can't stop because of the tremendous amount of cocain in the back of the truck, and darn it all I'm snowblind at this point. Don't ask me how I was snortin` coke through a mask but, damnit I did. So I find my self a nice ledge and bail out of the truck so that it comes crashing down and parachute 50 yards to the ground. The chute didn't work too well in that little time... but I'm alright cause I grabbed ma trophy before fallin`. Really, it's all that simple.
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    engineerd promoted this comment pj134 was starred pj134 was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    10/08/09

    @pj134: You need to put down the straw and walk away, man. You're fried!
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    10/08/09

    @engineerd: I feel like I finished weak... after 25 minutes of fake working I felt like I was going to get caught pretty soon.
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    Edited by pj134 at 10/08/09 4:43 PM pj134 was starred pj134 was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Come on people, move along, nothin' to see h- OH MY GOD, a flaming plane crash!! Come on, crowd around!
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    Image of Canuck Chinaman Canuck Chinaman
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    I was thinking of this picture..
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    10/08/09

    @Canuck Chinaman: Was Giant Ernie responsible for that?
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    We are so very small when nature hits. This photo was taken a split second before the tsunami hit.
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    Image of Thrashy, perpetual Minardi Thrashy, perpetual Minardi
    10/08/09

    @skaycog: Uhh... that's a dust storm.
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    skaycog promoted this comment Thrashy, perpetual Minardi was starred Thrashy, perpetual Minardi was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/08/09

    @Thrashy, perpetual Minardi: I dunno. The article under photo said it was tsunami in Sumatra.
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    Image of Chrisnyc1213 Chrisnyc1213
    10/08/09

    @skaycog: [www.snopes.com]
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    skaycog promoted this comment Chrisnyc1213 was starred Chrisnyc1213 was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/08/09

    @Chrisnyc1213: Thank you....my source was waaaaay wrong.

    @To All: I apologize for the inaccuracy of this. It wasn't my intention to mislead anybody.
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    10/08/09

    @skaycog: No need to apologize (at least to me). I enjoy your informative posts, regardless of whether they are true or not.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/08/09

    @skaycog: It's all good. In truth, that's a picture looking north of Windsor, Ontario.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: I think you're pulling my leg.
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    Image of .357 .357
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: Nope. That's Aussieland.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/08/09

    @.357: That's what the above Snopes said too.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/08/09

    @skaycog: Indeed, although I wouldn't be surprised to see an ominous cloud emanating from Detroit.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: Are you trying to tell me something?
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    Image of area_educator area_educator
    10/09/09

    @Alfisted: I never did get used to the signs that said "South to Canada."
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Maybe he's a Lucha Libre?

    What? It's possible.
     Reply
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Don't let the mask fool you. That's SLR guy.
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: I laughed.
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    Image of miniforme miniforme
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: +1
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    Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. promoted this comment miniforme was starred miniforme was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: Note the trophy...he's clearly a real winner.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: The shades give him away.
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    Image of Parramore Parramore
    10/08/09

    @Alfisted: It has to be him.
     Reply
    Andy Wallwhore- I know, everybody's funny, ...now you kinda funny too. promoted this comment Parramore was starred Parramore was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    Cleanup efforts following the recent earthquake have much to do with it, I suspect.

    I highly doubt he's there in a particle mask and work gloves just to accept his stunt driving trophy.

    EDIT: noun-verb agreement is fun!
     Reply
    Edited by TimTim at 10/08/09 4:16 PM TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Strangest Picture You'll See All Week
    That'll buff right out.

    Oh, and you've gotta be hard up for wheels/tires if you're going to steal the ones which had to be plenty damaged off this wreck.

    Although it is already "jacked-up" for you.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 10/08/09 4:12 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
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