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    What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

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    Image of technical difficulties technical difficulties
    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    not quite mini, but my guess is something like this
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    Cheney may be cold, dangerous, and evil, but he's not an extrovert, much less a looney. Now that he's a civilian again, I see him driving an all-black but stock-looking GMC Denali XL (an Escalade would be too flashy) stuffed with all the toys his Secret Service and CIA buddies could cram in. The XL would be accompanied by a phalanx of black Crown Vics.
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    There is only one van Dick regularly rides in:
    [www.piyavate.com]
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    Minivan? Psssh, Herr Cheney wouldn't drive anything so pedestrain as a Minivan. Remember, Cheney owns houses in Montana, and does all that out-doorsey camping, fishing, shooting people/animals. So it's gotta go off-road. Also, it turns out most people don't particularly like him. No surprises there. So, lets see, Armored, off-road capable, not made by the D3 (When was the last time Michigan voters voted Republican again?), wheel-chair accessible (in case of anymore accidents), and very, very low key.
    Thus, I nominate an Armored Mercedes Sprinter. Fuel efficient, robust, and fancy enough for a big-wig exec type like Cheney.
    Examples:
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    08/04/09


    @Schm wishes he could bring back the funny. .:
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    08/04/09


    @Schm wishes he could bring back the funny. .: (P.S : Posting multiple images on one post would be nice)
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    Possibly this one.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    This sort of vehicular treatment is a lot more common with left-leaning individuals, although I don't recall seeing anyone ever take to this extreme.
    I hate getting stuck behind some angry lefty who feels they need to share all their convictions, rants and tin foil theories on their back bumper. This picture proves I hate it just as much when it's the other way around.
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    08/04/09

    @FromaBuick6 Misses the Banned: I'll take this or some lefty's paranoia van any day over the wackos with aborted fetuses plastered all over their vans. It's like, 'Ah come on man, I just ate.'
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    08/04/09

    @wohho: Yeah. There are better ways of promoting that viewpoint that don't involve making me vomit.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    I think he'd drive a rusty '89 Magic Wagon with broken seatbacks and springs poking into you, with a horrible rotting smell coming from the air vents and dissonant acid-jazz screaming played at 11 on the tinny radio.
    Why?
    Because he likes torture.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    Oh come on, this is easy.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    With six cupholders and fold-down rear seats.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    I had something light and armored in mind...
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    Dick Cheney would drive the Nautica edition Mercury. It's based on the Quest, but it has a theme that fits in perfectly with his duck-hunting (shooting-friends-in-the-face) lifestyle. He could also use it to go to the yacht club, where he could accidentally tie a friend to an anchor and drop him in the bay.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    Because clearly, he is Satan.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    Rather odd to see this much red, white, and blue on an import. Maybe he just likes Japan because smoking is still a little more acceptable there.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?
    Wait, isn't that a "Choose Life" license plate? I used to be a heavy smoker, and choosing life was definitely not part of my mantra. It was more of a post-grunge, malaise-fueled, quasi-existentialist death wish than anything.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    08/04/09

    @Ash78: Fortunately, you found the cure.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

    Dick Cheney does NOT drive a minivan!
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    08/04/09

    @SCROGGS!!!: No, he'd drive five minivans welded together end-to-end, all engines running at once, with a satellite link to keep him updated on Halliburton's stock price.
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