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Nissan GT-R Smashed In Texas-Sized Wreck
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Big brakes, ECU,
But I don't look where I am goin' to.
All-wheel-drive, Slick tires,
Can't make up for when talent expires.
They come clickin' just as fast as they can
Coz every jalop crazy bout a crashed douche bag.
Gold watch, big shades,
Gotta flash the cash just to get laid.
Cufflinks, gelled hair,
Too bad I drive like Stevie Wonndair.
They come clickin' just as fast as they can
Coz every jalop crazy bout a crashed douche bag.
Mesh Back, bill-flat,
I don't worry coz my mom's wallet's fat.
Black shades, tattoos,
Too bad I have to look up to Tom Cruise.
They come clickin' just as fast as they can
Coz every jalop crazy bout a crashed douche bag.
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And Texas is a place I love to drive y'know.
But I just killed my GT-R in Texas
And that's why I'm gettin' outta San Antonio.
Wrecked my Z06 down in Texarcana; had to push her 'til she went boom,
And my sweet NSX in Abilene; I practically hung her on the moon,
And my Viper in Galveston somehow lost her into a tree,
And my 911 Turbo now lies in Temple's well she ain't nothin' but debris.
All my ex-cars died in Texas,
And Texas is a place I love to drive y'know.
But I just killed my GT-R in Texas
And that's why I'm gettin' outta San Antonio.
I remember that old Frio river where my Saleen learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I almost lost a limb.
From now on its public transportation, I think that's the way to go,
Because I dumped my rental Cayman in the Gulf Of Mexico.
All my ex-cars died in Texas,
And Texas is a place I love to drive y'know.
But I just killed my GT-R in Texas
And that's why I'm gettin' outta San Antonio.
Some folks think I'm a bad driver, It's been said that I should've died,
But I'm a Texan and a survivor, but I can't help that I'm cross-eyed.
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And crash my GT-R.
Wrecked it down in Texas
Now it's half a car.
Come on and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GT-R!
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See the walls
Lend me your ears
See my fall
See my error
Know my faults
Time haults
See my loss
Know im lacking
Car smackin'
Where i met you
GT-R is packing
Itchy foot
Gas pedal happy
Try and race me
It's a trap
I can't drive
This car can drive
Break the face
Lose the race
Big surprise
GT-R, it flies
Close my eyes
Crash with me...
Crash with me
yeah
Crash with me
uh huh yeah
You said to trust you
You'd never hurt me
Now i'm disgusted
Front ends adjusted
Certainly it fooled me
Ridiculed me
Left me hangin' in a ditch
I feel like a silly bitch
My driving skills
are one sided
Left me blinded
Thought I could slide it
Shit backfired
Not many tires can bear this pressure
You comprehend me
You want to end me
You offend me
Its trauma
Feel the trauma
Crash with me...
Yeah, uh huh crash with me
Don't be afraid
Crash with me
Close my eyes...
And i see...
A GT-R...
Sitting there....
I cry....
Tears....
Of sorrow....
I die....
Uh huh yeah
Fuck my enemies
Fuck my foes
Damn these Porsche hoes
Back up off me
Give me room to drive
I'm not learnin' it
Im just crashin' it
Im up to my ears in this
Bullshit
I'm destructive
Not many women find this car seductive
Some say it's lunacy
Reluctantly i've been driving on
I ignore you
Sorry if my GT-R bores you
I neglect you
Don't mean to disrespect you
Can't you see
I love Porsche dearly
And i mean it sincerly
But they annoy me
They can't avoid me
I'm here to stay
Forever and ever
And a day that's never
I can't let you win
Can't forget your 'Ring time
Why you did it
And won't aquit it
I wanna thrash you
I'll fuckin crash you
Can't stand nobody like you
You can't run
You can't hide
No surprise
Close your eyes
Crash with me...
Crash with me
Crash with me, POOOOOOOOOOORSCHEEEEEEE
Yeah i like this
Crash on
Crash on
Yeah
Turn me on, just turn my key yeah
Crash on now, yeah
Hear my exhaust
Hear my tires
Lend me your gas(uh huh you ready now? come on check this out)
Hear my tires
See my times
Lend me your gas
See my faults
See my errors
Know my faults
Time haults
See my loss
Know im lacking
Driver's back is cracking
Where i met you
GT-R packing
Itchy foot
Gas pedal happy
Try and race me
Bad driver
Wall slaps me
Nissan hates me
Break the car
lose the race
Tell me lies
My car flies?
Close your eyes
Crash with me
I'ma take you with me
I wanna thrash you
I'll fuckin crash you
Can't stand nobody like you
You can't run
You can't hide
From my real 'Ring times
Close your eyes
Crash with me
I'm gonna take you with me
I'm here to stay
Forever and ever
And a day that's never
Crash with me
Uh huh yeah
Uh huh yeah
Uh huh yeah
Uh huh yeah
Uh huh yeah
Uh huh yeah
Uh huh yeah
Crash with me....
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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Launch Control to Major Chad
Sip your Rockstar drink and make fun of your dad
Launch Control to Major Chad
Commencing countdown, engine's on
Hold the brake down and may girls all look at you
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This is Major Chad to Launch Control
I'm stepping on the gas
And I'm drifting in a most peculiar way
And my engine lights look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a Nissan
Fast, upon the ground
Planet Earth is wet
And I'm gonna hit this Vette
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Though I'm past two hundred miles per hour
I'm feeling very still
And I hope my GT-R knows which way to go
Tell my ECU I love her very much (she knows!)
Launch Control to Major Chad
We're recording you doing something bad
Can you hear me, Major Chad?
Can you hear me, Major Chad?
Can you hear me, Major Chad?
Can you hear....
...am I sitting in my Nissan
On the side of the road
My dual-clutch just blew
And my warranty's void too...
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@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: nicely done...
@SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: thank you
@smalleyxb122: thank you
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Hang on, which of these photos was the GT-R?
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I woulda thought this was stuck in amongst the Buicks in the rage against Audis..
For a coupla g's (5-10) this car can be brand new.
I can see the ad on C.L now..
Brand new GT-R
New left front qtr panel, rear 3qtr,hood, bumper, left front tire, radiator, left light, fresh respray.
Yours for the low low price of 47,900!
Id even cal the ad, "Buff right out."
And just for the record, is anyone else in hre ever amazed at how SOME people can go out and buy these fantastically powered cars, so top of the line, so beautiful, then take it out on a rainy night where this manages to kiss almost 4 other cars.
With all of the technology avail in cars today...
There should be a rain sensor built into the tires.
If there is rain... tires send a signal to the rim, which relays the signal to the brake mechanism thats ends a signal through the ABS into the (cant think of the proper name, car's cpu) which sends a signal into the ignition WHICH LOCKS UP THE CAR IN A FAINT TRACE OF WATER ON THE ROAD!
That and shirts printed.. saying save the LUNATIC!
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