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Nissan To Offer S-Tune Version Of Versa... For China

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MushyHeirloom
11/17/08

In reply to Nissan To Offer S-Tune Version Of Versa... For China
Y'know, a good portion of the world was offered a MkIII GTI with the 2.0 8v engine - the same one that was in the base car here, and available there. With a whopping 115 horsepower.

There's something familiar about this.
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six
11/17/08

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See, this is why I never get appetizers at Chinese food restaurants. Small, really oily, and have absolutely no value whatsoever. And it's all senseless filler too. They know it, you know it, your colon knows it. So c'mon, let's skip this, go straight for the General Tso's chicken, and speed up the whole process where I'll feel perfectly fine until fifteen minutes after I finish eating, when I'll suddenly get the urge to throw up and/or pass out.
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bzr
11/17/08

@six: Captain, I think there's a metaphor in here somewhere!
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Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
11/17/08

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The phrase itself makes some men uncomforable. For China. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.
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