I'm researching a story on some odd little microcars (shock), and I came across this video that I felt should probably get its own post, because, come on, there's really valuable information on escaping roller-skating Ninjas here. Better grab a notebook.
A man wearing a white shirt and hooded mask (read: NINJA) crashed a stolen Honda Accord into the glass window front of an Apple Store early this morning in Greensboro, N.C. According to MyFox8, it was a botched robbery attempt.
The constant threat of Ninja attack is something we all have to live with on a daily basis. For years now, the common man has been getting caught in the crossfire of the ongoing Ninja versus Pirate wars. An attack from either side could come at any time so it pays to be eternally vigilant. This educational video…