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    Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind

    Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road

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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Dear Lord:

    I don't ask for much... but please smite this person for he knows not how to drive.

    Amen

    P.S. Please send $$$ for more tires.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/30/09

    @VeeArrrSix: God! Why do you always treat cars like this! Smite him, God! Smite him, you almighty smiter!
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    If your friend displays the symptoms below, be sure to check for Hoganistis. If he displays ANY of these, then he should never be allowed with in 100 FEET of any vehicle (horse and buggy included)

    Symptoms include:
    faded jeans
    graphic tees
    bleached hair
    douchey sunglasses
    visions of pmy colored supras
    inability to make decisions
    everything they touch turns to dust

    If you or anyone you know displays any of these symptoms, either call our number (1-800-JAL-DOCS), and we will help you out. Or if they need treatment immediately, well, sorry, nothing you can do. Just try to bash them in the head with a blunt object of some kind, and hope that they wake up a new person (hopefully with no trauma.)
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    Image of pres pres
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Arrive alive, don't let Nick drive.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Any car he drives should be housed in an enormous transparent bubble, like Bubble Boy. Then we can see him coming.

    I'm scared shitless about being hit by him, and I live six thousand miles away.

    He is a Twunt.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: And a bint.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    11/30/09

    @Novaload: And a thwaite.
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/30/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy: Yes, indeed; he is an assart!
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/30/09

    @Novaload: Dashboog!
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Five men assembles and point their rings towards the sky.

    Tiger Woods: "Earth"
    Nick Hogan: "Fire"
    Civic Kid: "Wind"
    Veyron Dude: "Water"
    SLR Guy: "Heart"

    By your powers combined, I am Captain Crash-it!

    Captain Crash-it, he's our hero
    Gonna take driving skill down to zero
    He's our egos magnified
    And he's crashing into the planet's side

    Captain Crash-it, he's our hero
    Gonna take our bank accounts down to zero
    Gonna help us put asunder
    Assclowns who like to hoon and blunder

    Apologies to Phil Collins.
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    vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in promoted this comment oddfish was starred oddfish was unstarred
    Image of Fat Tire Fat Tire
    11/30/09

    @oddfish: Bravo sir, a Capt. Crash-It p-chop would complete my day now.
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    Novaload promoted this comment Fat Tire was starred Fat Tire was unstarred
    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    11/30/09

    @oddfish: Yessir, that's a heart click for you. COTD Nom!
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    This is a good argument to require IQ testing before allowing people to procreate.

    This kid should be sterilized, immediately.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/30/09 11:50 AM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Somewhere in the deep South, Rick Flair's son weeps with the realization that he will now have to have 3 horrific crashes to regain the belt of "biggest douchebag son of a wrestling legend". To be the best, you gotta beat the best, WHOOOOOO!
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Is he Married? Does she own a Golf Club?

    TMZ would really like to know.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    Nick is just trying to outdo his father, who was once known by the nickname "The Super Destroyer".
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/30/09

    @Alfisted: Nick "Supra Destoyer" Bollea. Yup that works.
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    Novaload promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    11/30/09

    In reply to Nick Hogan Crashes Again, Causes Brain Injury Of Another Kind
    ...?
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    Edited by pauljones at 11/30/09 11:27 AM pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    11/30/09

    @pauljones: The length of your post and your edit has me wondering...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    I'd say a Hyundai Excel with one seat and an automatic. No power, no crashworthiness... no problem.
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    Image of twinturbo2 twinturbo2
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    The judge should sentence him to drive a Chevy Aveo5. Those cars come in P***y Magnet Yellow, right?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/04/09

    @twinturbo2: Yes. And make sure it's an automatic.
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    Image of pres pres
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    I'm glad I drive the automotive equivalent of a Sherman tank for now. Hopefully I am not anywhere near his daily route to work here in the Bay area.


    As an aside, I wonder where someone like him would work? He looks like a Sports Authority douche and no greater than a Macy's douche. That would probably slot him right into the Sears zone if he doesn't already work at a kiosk selling budget cellular plans.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/04/09

    @pres: I'm thinking mall-island kiosk cell phone guy who shouts at you when you walk by is right up his alley.


    "Yo! You need a knew phone, bro!"

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    Image of A Benz Apart A Benz Apart
    02/04/09

    @Mad_Science: No, he hawks bulk supplements at the GNC store ...
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    Image of pres pres
    02/04/09

    @A_Benz_Apart played piano like a swing-axle in the rain:


    Thankfully, he doesn't use them to increase his water weight. I think his brain is already full of useless fluids.

     Reply
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    Image of pres pres
    02/04/09

    @Mad_Science:


    That quote really takes me back to the pager days.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    And what, precisely is young Master Hogan's chosen field of endeavour? I don't believe that 'Pimpin' counts.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/04/09

    In reply to Watch Out! Nick Hogan's Back On The Road
    Mr Hogan,your transport is ready...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/04/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Heh, it's the right color...
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