Feds Want American Teens To Just Get Drunk And Have Sex In The Woods

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is tasked with keeping our roads and highways safe, and generally they do a very commendable job. They recently started a new campaign to prevent teen drunk driving, and I think the subtext of it is impressively realistic: if you're drunk in the woods, don't drive;… » 8/20/14 2:57pm Yesterday 2:57pm

How ​The Feds' $8 Million Roadblocks Secretly Tested Drivers For Booze

If you were driving home and a cop ordered you to park somewhere, and then someone from the government asked for your saliva or blood while secretly testing you for alcohol use, would you feel like your rights were violated? Many Americans did when it happened to them, according to documents from a Freedom of… » 2/24/14 3:40pm 2/24/14 3:40pm

NHTSA Tells Tesla To Knock It Off Already With The 5.4 Stars And Shit

Yes, Tesla, we get it, your cars are super-safe. Wonderful, mazel tov, we'll send you a fruit basket. But because you guys let your safety rating go to your head, now you got NHTSA all mad and they had to get up and tell you to knock it off. You can only have a five-star rating. So take that 0.4 and shove it, they… » 11/22/13 10:40am 11/22/13 10:40am

The Feds Are Spending $8 Million To Take Your Blood At Roadblocks

If you live in one of 30 cities, you may find yourself pulled over soon at roadblocks where police and federal contractors ask to swab your cheeks, take your blood or give a breath sample to see if you're on drugs without any probable cause that you've committed a crime. Such an exciting time for your civil liberties! » 11/22/13 10:00am 11/22/13 10:00am