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The 23-year-old Flyers winger is uninjured after crashing into a truck, a tree, and finally a telephone pole in an accident in his native Czech Republic this morning.
While not entirely car-related, it's entirely amazing to watch a Zamboni fail on center ice during an intermission ice sweep at an NHL game, ain't it? And yes folks, that's transmission fluid, not blood. So fear not all you loyal fans of the Pittsburgh Penguins — the Penguin did not get caught underneath. [Deadspin]