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    Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
    Trans-what-now? Is this a movie or something? My goodness, it has a whole bunch of vehicles. How have I not heard anything about this yet? Please, Matthew, Raymond... tell me more.


    /There, I said it, now let go of my arm.

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/18/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
    does anyone have a clue what the hell is going on in that completely crazyness shot of the bridge smash?
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    damnelantra™ was starred damnelantra™ was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02/18/09

    @damnelantra™:


    Yes. The Autobots have just tracked the hurtling meteors into a construction yard (which were part of a battle in space between Mudflap and Trax and the "fallen"). They take the shape of construction equipment (while Mf and Trx take a jobsite food truck form) and turn into individual robots until Prime shows up. They merge into Devastator and get into a fight, running through the overpass.


    Prime gets hurt bad and the other Autobots haul him back to Sector 7 for repairs. Devastator tells his master (Starscream) about the fight, and gets worried about retaliation from the surviving Autobots.


    To avoid future conflict, Starscream sends the Constructicons to live with their aunty and uncle in Bel Air.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/18/09

    @JCWhitless - Honda killed the S2000 to afford to advertise ...: heart-clicky for that
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/18/09

    @JCWhitless - Honda killed the S2000 to afford to advertise ...: could have just said an autobot got mad
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    @JCWhitless - Honda killed the S2000 to afford to advertise ...: I might have just peed myself a bit. You have earned the coveted heart click from me.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    @JCWhitless - Honda killed the S2000 to afford to advertise ...: A heart-clicky and my personal COTD nomination for the Fresh Prince reference so beautifully woven in to that.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/18/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    02/18/09

    @Jo Schmo:


    Understand the picture but what's with all the writing??

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/18/09

    @Jo Schmo: So beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye.


    /and by "tear", and "eye", I mean...

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    02/18/09

    @Jo Schmo:


    there

    once was

    a man

    POLAЯ who

    never knew

    love until

    he jammed

    it in

    Megan Fox

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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    02/18/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
    I do love me some transformers, but I fear this is going to be more of a setup for a 3rd movie than Pirates 2 or The Empire Strikes Back.


    Its just not going to have an ending and its going to piss me off.

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    jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was starred jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02/18/09

    @jb: Ecoboost torque curve = OGC: I want the ending to be the voice of Leonard Nimoy, low, and gravely, coming through a radio transmission into Bumblebee saying...


    "I am Unicron, destroyer of worlds...and I need the head of Optimus Prime..."

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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    02/18/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
    Matt, time to confess. Ray made you post this, didn't he?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Teaser Trailer: Now In Higher Quality!
    Michael Bay has missed the mark completely on this. People aren't going to go see a Transformers sequel for the plot. The first one was barely tolerable. The special effects are cool, but there are plenty of other movies with cool special effects.


    No, the only reason why people are going to see this movie is Megan Fox. Mr. Bay needs to take a page from the porn industry and build the plot around one character instead of all this crazy focus on the plot itself.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    02/18/09

    @engineerd:
    "You can imagine where it goes from here."


    "She saves the world from the Decepticons?"


    "Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey"

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/18/09

    @engineerd:


    Yes, a porn with machines and Megan Fox.


    Brilliant!

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/18/09

    @engineerd is a Jalopaholic: Uh... when was the last time Michael Bay made a good movie?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/18/09

    @aSoundofSleep: It would give the Allspark a whole new meaning...
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of SinsapaCassandra SinsapaCassandra
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    ive learn to just accept that nerds are super cynical just because they are angry for their shitty lives...


    i mean the first one, they had the voice of the original optimus, but nope the nerds still got angry, 2. had enough robots in there and mayhem to make any "action" fan happy. but nope they still had something to say...


    now devastator is on this, but surprisingly.. they are still angry, the first movie fuckin influenced starcraft 2 terrans, so what the fuck do u nerds know about art. the robot designs are insanely good.


    shia labeof has alwasy been good in his roles, but he needs 5 oscars to please u fags.


    the new hulk had 100x less action and less story! then transformers and all u loosers clamored to it, when the movie fuckin sucked balls.


    i for one will be watching this movie and love it. steven spielberg is on, can't go wrong with him. christopher nolan could make a 3d imax res super transformers movie and u fags will have something to say,


    this is why people shouldn't feel sad for nerds, they are a sad creature and should be beaten on site.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/13/09

    @SinsapaCassandra: That's a really long, sad, angry, poorly written post you got there, buddy.


    Irony, much?

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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    I like how when the Audi crashes in, the onld guy closest to him stays there while the guy with the long hair jumps under.
    HAHA.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    Murilee got moved to weekends for this? I endure a whole week without PCH, DOTS, Nice Price or Crack Pipe for this?


    You guys are making it really hard for me to waste my whole day here.

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    Image of J-2-da-B J-2-da-B
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    isn't it illeagal to tape anything from a cinema theater?


    also, isn't it illeagal to distribute it (like via youtube, & then jalopnik)?


    now we're seriouslly going to jail!

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    J-2-da-B was starred J-2-da-B was unstarred
    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    02/13/09

    @J-2-da-B: Yes, it is illegal, but it is also highly inadvisable to give a damn about those laws.
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    Bumblebee was starred Bumblebee was unstarred
    Image of theorieofself theorieofself
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    oh great...because the first one wasn't bad enough.
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    theorieofself was starred theorieofself was unstarred
    Image of theorieofself theorieofself
    02/13/09

    @theorieofself: seriously. i think i need to post again to express my anger towards the bastardization of transformers.


    #1...it's basically one big commercial. seriously, the movie should be FREE to watch considering it's about two hours worth of product placement and branding.


    #2...is Shia LaBeouf ever going to learn how to act? i still can't get over that people have not realized this kid has two facial expressions: scared/worried & determined/serious.


    what a joke.

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    theorieofself was starred theorieofself was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02/13/09

    @theorieofself: Shia is exactly like Christopher Walken, although he isn't.


    Which is sad.


    Because Christopher Walken would slam the hell out of Megan Fox and leave her walking funny for weeks.


    Shia just rolls is Ford and loses a finger.

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    JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/13/09

    @theorieofself: I'm guessing his "O" face would be a combination of both
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    Honda?
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    JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of justsomereportingguy justsomereportingguy
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    ok...

    the hot chick is still there. stuff still goes "BOOM" and cars go fast.

    I'll watch it
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    justsomereportingguy was starred justsomereportingguy was unstarred
    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    02/13/09

    @justsomereportingguy: Me too. But I'll wait 'til it hits the cheap theaters. No way will I again be spending $8 to see a Michael Bay flick with some large smelly geek squeezed into the seat next to me because there were no other open seats in the place.


    Yeah; last time was a bummer.

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    thunder; now eta-powered was starred thunder; now eta-powered was unstarred
    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    Man, I'll be glad when this movie comes out- so we can stop hearing about it.


    Until then, think I'll go visit the archives in search of a Camaro that's actually worth talking about.


    Ah, here we go..
    [jalopnik.com]


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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    @Slantsick, Murilee's lovechild:


    Barney, the Purple Camaro? What is he supposed to be, Bumblebee's gay uncle?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @Slantsick, Murilee's lovechild: You think that just because the movie gets released, Ray will stop beating us over the head with it? It was MONTHS of Transformers stuff when the first one came out.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    02/13/09

    In reply to Transformers 2: Second Trailer Leaks To Web
    Wake me when Dr. Archevil tries to collide Earth with Cybertron using the space bridge.


    Or when Starscream performs bad comedy.

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    JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
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