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    Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives

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    Image of Valerie Flame Valerie Flame
    07/24/09

    In reply to Paris Preview: Subaru Outback Facelift Uncovered
    Two words come to mind:

    Mom jeans.
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    Image of Shawn Brennan Shawn Brennan
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    From the responces I have seen so far, not many of you know what your talking about. All joking aside, the MINI is a great car. It comes down to the car being too advanced for the "average" american. If the controls are not placed in the usual GM spot, then the average americans mind goes blank. Mind you, the warranty that is offered is best in class. Safety ratings are best in class. Sales are best in class. This is a unique car that draws a certain crowd. Why do you think other companies are re-thinking their ways to compete with MINI? This is a BMW product. The company is only growing. The overall performance is awesome too!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/23/09

    @Shawn Brennan: Nice to meet you. I don't reckon you'll be around too long, so I'll just say buh-bye now to save time.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Adorably imperfect is more palatable when you're not paying $27-35k for a car.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/23/09

    @Mad_Science: Yeah, if you're paying 35k for a spouse, you should expect perfection.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    You may not like the car, but once you've signed the paperwork, it'll cost you way more to get rid of it than to just deal with a few relatively minor problems. Sometimes "good enough" is just that.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    It's been said before, and I'm gonna sound like a crotchety old man here, but CNBC has way too much stuff on the screen. It's like I'm watching the news on the floor of the NYSE. At one point during that interview, I had trouble finding Mini McHipster Glasses (or whatever his name is) because of all the line graphs popping up.

    /get off my lawn
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Meanwhile, Mazda USA VP stated: "Our cars are playful, fun, and very easy to enjoy. Like your mom."
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    Image of Flagrant German Fanboy Flagrant German Fanboy
    06/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: GM also replied in kind, with "... Yeah! Ours are like your Creepy Uncle! Ugly on the outside, even worse on the inside, tries to hard to attract a youthful audience, and surviving on paychecks from the government!"
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/23/09

    @Flagrant German Fanboy: Nicely done.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Ever heard that song by Tammy Wynette called D-I-V-O-R-C-E?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/23/09

    @Flathead Smith: Stand by your mini?
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/23/09

    @Alfisted:I guess D-I-V-O-R-C-E and Stand by Your Man were at different ends of the marriage scale, but according to the Mini VP many folks are indeed singing, Stand by Your Mini.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/23/09

    @Flathead Smith: No, they weren't really at different ends of the scale. At the end of D-I-V-O- etc. they decide to stay together because of the kids, which as everyone knows is just about as brilliant as standing by your man when he's a prickasaurus.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Adorably unreliable is so 1960s, and so Fiat 850. This is the 21st century for goodness sake.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Overly Perky Salesrep: "Hi There! Welcome to MINI! How are you?!"


    BLW: "Uh.. Hi. Yeah, this MINI you sold me: There's some problems."


    OPS: "Oh? What seems to be the problem?"


    BLW: "Well, it erm... I can't open the hood anymore."


    OPS: "What do you mean."


    BLW: "It's...the hood is always locked. Plus it won't let me go over 55mph anymore."


    OPS: "Well, that's..."


    BLW: "And another thing, why does the Navi only go to the mall?"


    OPS: "Uh sir, there's no need to shout."


    BLW: "And what's with this bill for 'caliper pedicure' and 'grille Botox'?? Seriously!"


    OPS: "S-s-s-stop-sh-sh-sh-shaking me!!"


    BLW: "Listen bub, take the damn keys back! I'm heading down the road to Subaru for a car that still gets dirty."

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: That was one of the clearest mental movies I've had in a while, and perfect for the situation. Thanks!
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    06/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Damnit, that's the COTD.


    I'll never get one :/

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: Awesome.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: I hope I get the soundtrack.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    What is he talking about? I have a hard time believing people take a car back to the dealer because they don't know how to use the "controls". Do the "controls" break off in your hand when you use them, what is wrong with the "controls"?
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/23/09

    @Flathead Smith: You'd be surprised how few people are aware of the acronym RTFM.


    Seriously, it goes as far as a Ontario Toyota Dealers commerical talking about some lady bringing her Sienna in because the power doors weren't working, and the advisor pressed some button to activate them. I also remember someone bringing their Aveo into the dealer where I worked because they were having trouble starting it. It turns out, they were giving it a little gas as if it were carbuated, and were flooding the engine.

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    Image of dmdukejr dmdukejr
    06/23/09

    @My A Arm: How, exactly, do you flood a fuel injected engine?
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/23/09

    @dmdukejr: I don't know, this is what the service advisor told me.


    @tekamul: There's that too, I'm just pointing out just how ignorant people can be with their cars.

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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    06/23/09

    @My A Arm: You would be shocked how many passengers in my car can't figure out how to roll down the windows. You see, they're not power, they're manual. And then when I point out the neat little dealie-bob that rolls down the window, they usually still look confused for a moment. I've even had a passenger change their mind, and decide not to open the window, after realizing they weren't power operated.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @GreenN_Gold: You got to be kidding me.
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    Image of clinto clinto
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    1. I really want a Cooper S.

    2. Please cross post this on Jezebel.


    Carry on.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/23/09

    @clinto: Seconded. Thank you
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    @Jo $chmo: I'm banned there... And in 9 US States!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @clinto: Definitely cross-post this.
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    06/23/09

    @clinto: Jezebel huh? Isn't that the website that teaches nice young ladies how to be complete and utter bitches?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: Yup, apparently its reputation precedes it.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    So, wait, a MINI's a blast on the test-drive, but that stops after you buy it? It gains 200lbs? An Austin Maxi shows up in your garage and starts berating you? If you sell it, it takes half your stuff?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @My A Arm: Well said.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    I don't know about adorably imperfect. People can only take so much.


    That's not the point though. The Mini owners might be able to put up with it, but it is the snickering behind their backs that will eventually wear them down. For example, if everybody was constantly bad-mouthing your wife- you would get upset. It would come down to either having a discussion with your wife to ascertain the truth or leaving her.

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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Seriously? That's why I love cars, if there's something that isn't quite right with one I can ditch it for hotter, better performing, model. Besides, this analogy doesn't really speak to the Mini target demographic... or hasn't anyone told them that they're the new bitch basket?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/23/09

    @TimTim: Heart-click for making me spew pico de gallo all over my computer with a euphemism.


    For you grammar Nazis out there, I know euphemisms are generally a more appealing or politically correct term for something rather unpleasant. I think TimTim's use still fits those terms.

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    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    In reply to Mini USA VP: Our Cars Are Like Adorably Imperfect Wives
    Buying a MINI=Marrying a German/British midget.
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    06/23/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Which just like a Cooper S could be something suprisingly fun (if you're into that kind of thing).
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    PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    @PowerTryp: I'm not judging you, man.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/23/09

    @PowerTryp: Denny Crane!
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/23/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You're not? Fine, I'll do it.


    @PowerTryp: Kidding, man! I knew there was a very good reason I heart-clicked you right when you first showed up.

     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    06/23/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: You're mean....
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    @Alfisted: I'm Denny Crane!


    What's wrong with a sleepover?

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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/23/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: So, tiny, drunk, and smells like organ meats?
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